Apparently, in Maryland, about 9 buffalo got loose and ran amok. Police officers managed to herd them onto a tennis court and then somehow got them into a trailer and sent them home.
Tuesday, April 26, 2005
Here's something that you just don't see everyday
Apparently, in Maryland, about 9 buffalo got loose and ran amok. Police officers managed to herd them onto a tennis court and then somehow got them into a trailer and sent them home.
Funny Stuff From George Carlin
"I'm in favor of personal growth as long as it doesn't include malignant tumors."
Mega Name Generator
Ok - so here's another one of these silly things - some of the names are kinda funny - lol
Kimberly Lynn Perkins's Aliases |
Your movie star name: Cracker Jacks Clyde |
Your fashion designer name is Kimberly London |
Your socialite name is Perky LA |
Your fly girl / guy name is K Per |
Your detective name is Raccoon Maricopa |
Your barfly name is Candy Oral Orgasm |
Your soap opera name is Lynn River |
Your rock star name is Milky Way Jet |
Your star wars name is Kimsqu Perlei |
Your punk rock band name is The Sassy Rolodex |
Another day, another 50 cents
Well, today, so far, has been ok, but then it is only 9:30 am - lol. Who knows what the rest of the day will bring. On the good side, I can FINALLY taste and smell again, and boy that donut I had this morning was the best donut I have ever tasted - lol. It is amazing just how much we take our senses for granted. I was just so happy yesterday when I went to my parents' house after work to do my laundry, and I could actually smell the laundry detergent. My brother has pneumonia, and both of my parents have colds right now, so the house was noisy with people blowing their noses and coughing - lol. I still have not heard whether or not Cyndi had her baby, so I guess that means she is still preggers. She was due on the 20th of this month, but due dates are never really that accurate. My mom said my brother was due in mid June and he wasn't born until July 25th. So either the doctor was off on the due date, or he did not want to come out - lol.
I read that they are planning on taking cold medications off the shelf at Wal Mart and Target in the near future, and putting them behind the counter so that the pharmacist has to ring you up there at the pharmacy counter. This is supposedly because of of certain stupid fools using pseudoephedrine (or however that is spelled) to create methamphetamine (or however that is spelled - why must they make drug names so darned hard to spell??) I guess this is a good idea, in a way, but the logic behind it doesn't make sense. That would be like Home Depot having steel products behind the counter because some people use them to make pipe bombs and the like. I don't think a person buying one box of Sudafed is much to worry about, but I WOULD be wary of someone buying 10 boxes at a time (unless they were REALLY sick). I really doubt this will stop people from making meth. I don't think anything will ever stop people from making illegal drugs as long as there is money to be made in it. It just ticks me off to think that if ran out of Sudafed in the middle of the night, that I would have to wait til morning to get it, because the pharmacy counters at Target and Wal Mart typically close before the store does. Of course, there are other stores that carry cold medicines, but I wonder how long it will be before all the stores follow suit. But, nevermind me. I just had to find something to rant about this morning.
I read that they are planning on taking cold medications off the shelf at Wal Mart and Target in the near future, and putting them behind the counter so that the pharmacist has to ring you up there at the pharmacy counter. This is supposedly because of of certain stupid fools using pseudoephedrine (or however that is spelled) to create methamphetamine (or however that is spelled - why must they make drug names so darned hard to spell??) I guess this is a good idea, in a way, but the logic behind it doesn't make sense. That would be like Home Depot having steel products behind the counter because some people use them to make pipe bombs and the like. I don't think a person buying one box of Sudafed is much to worry about, but I WOULD be wary of someone buying 10 boxes at a time (unless they were REALLY sick). I really doubt this will stop people from making meth. I don't think anything will ever stop people from making illegal drugs as long as there is money to be made in it. It just ticks me off to think that if ran out of Sudafed in the middle of the night, that I would have to wait til morning to get it, because the pharmacy counters at Target and Wal Mart typically close before the store does. Of course, there are other stores that carry cold medicines, but I wonder how long it will be before all the stores follow suit. But, nevermind me. I just had to find something to rant about this morning.
Stupid News Story of The Day
(and in this case, it did)
Top Stories - AP
FRESNO, Calif. - A man attempting to burglarize a car over the weekend locked himself in the trunk and was swiftly arrested, police said.
A security guard at an apartment complex in southeast Fresno followed a trail of blood to a banging noise coming from the trunk in the early morning hours Sunday.
Authorities responding to the scene expected to find a victim, but instead discovered the burglar.
"Genius, pure genius," said Fresno County Sheriff's Lt. Louis Hernandez.
Police said he cut himself on the door of another car he'd broken into, then trickled blood across the parking lot to the car he eventually locked himself inside.
The man initially told authorities he had been hit on the head and stuffed in the trunk, but police found items stolen from another vehicle inside the trunk with the suspect.
"He popped the trunk from the inside and crawled back there, ransacking every inch," Hernandez said. "But then he grabs the trunk to heave himself out and closes it on top of him. He's got to be the dumbest criminal of the day."
The man was taken to University Medical Center to be treated for cuts, then to the Fresno County Jail to be booked on two counts of theft.
Police did not identify the suspect.
Monday, April 25, 2005
This is the story of a girl and her vibrator...
Well not really, but there are mentions of vibrators and other related things in this post, so if the very word "vibrator" or "masturbation" makes you uncomfortable, I suggest you skip this post - lol. Just a word of warning.
I was talking to an old friend the other night. For the sake of his ego, I will refrain from calling him by his given name. I will refer to him as "Willy" for the sake of anonymity. Now, Willy and I were talking about his long-distance relationship with his girlfriend, and how they were both going crazy not being able to see and touch each other (amongst other things). I made a comment on how lucky we women are to have vibrators in those kinds of instances, and he completely shocked me by his response to this. He said that he would not like it if his girlfriend used a vibrator or anything else that would substitute for him or replace him, and that he would probably be too jealous of any mechanical device that his girlfriend would use. I was like, "huh?" Jealous??? Of a vibrator? The guy has some kind of inferiority complex if you ask me.
First of all, it is pretty damned selfish of him to deny his girlfriend of pleasure while he is away. After all, it is better to have a vibrator than another man giving her pleasure. Secondly, no matter how great the vibrator is, it can never take the place of the real thing. For a man to be jealous of a plastic (or whatever other kind of material they are made of) vibrator is just insane! Obviously he has not been around vibrators. They look nothing like the real thing - - - no matter how "lifelike" they claim to be. I have seen many vibrators and dildos. I even own a vibrator, and yes, I use it (although not lately, since the batteries are dead and I keep forgetting to get new ones - lol). I am not ashamed of that fact. But, if it were really as good as the real thing, don't you think I would have rushed down to the store and gotten new batteries by now?? Think about that one a bit.
I asked him if he had "pleasured himself" recently, and he said "yes." So I asked him just how he could justify his call for "no vibrators" if he, himself, was substituting his hand for her body? Just because it is not a mechanical device doesn't mean it doesn't fit the criteria for being a substitute for her body. To me, that is just hypocritical. And if he is going to do it, why should he not want his girlfriend to do it, too? If it makes her happy, why not encourage it?
I think every woman should own a vibrator. It is one way to really get in touch with your body and figure out just where your pleasure points are. Men stress out enough as it is trying to figure out just where their women's pleasure spots are, and this can just make sex awkward and hard, and that is not fun! Why not take some of the stress out of it by being able to tell the man where it feels good for you? What is wrong with that?
I think for a man to be jealous of a vibrator is just plain ridiculous. No man in his right mind could ever think that any woman would prefer plastic over flesh - lol. Just thinking about that makes me laugh. But I am not making fun of Willy. I am just trying to point out a few things while showing him just how ridiculous it sounds. Don't stress, Willy. I am sure when the two of you guys get together, it will be great, no matter if she uses a vibrator or not (and if she does, tell her that the 'rabbit' is a great one to use - hehe)
Long live vibrators! May all your batteries be ever-fresh and long-lasting.
I was talking to an old friend the other night. For the sake of his ego, I will refrain from calling him by his given name. I will refer to him as "Willy" for the sake of anonymity. Now, Willy and I were talking about his long-distance relationship with his girlfriend, and how they were both going crazy not being able to see and touch each other (amongst other things). I made a comment on how lucky we women are to have vibrators in those kinds of instances, and he completely shocked me by his response to this. He said that he would not like it if his girlfriend used a vibrator or anything else that would substitute for him or replace him, and that he would probably be too jealous of any mechanical device that his girlfriend would use. I was like, "huh?" Jealous??? Of a vibrator? The guy has some kind of inferiority complex if you ask me.
First of all, it is pretty damned selfish of him to deny his girlfriend of pleasure while he is away. After all, it is better to have a vibrator than another man giving her pleasure. Secondly, no matter how great the vibrator is, it can never take the place of the real thing. For a man to be jealous of a plastic (or whatever other kind of material they are made of) vibrator is just insane! Obviously he has not been around vibrators. They look nothing like the real thing - - - no matter how "lifelike" they claim to be. I have seen many vibrators and dildos. I even own a vibrator, and yes, I use it (although not lately, since the batteries are dead and I keep forgetting to get new ones - lol). I am not ashamed of that fact. But, if it were really as good as the real thing, don't you think I would have rushed down to the store and gotten new batteries by now?? Think about that one a bit.
I asked him if he had "pleasured himself" recently, and he said "yes." So I asked him just how he could justify his call for "no vibrators" if he, himself, was substituting his hand for her body? Just because it is not a mechanical device doesn't mean it doesn't fit the criteria for being a substitute for her body. To me, that is just hypocritical. And if he is going to do it, why should he not want his girlfriend to do it, too? If it makes her happy, why not encourage it?
I think every woman should own a vibrator. It is one way to really get in touch with your body and figure out just where your pleasure points are. Men stress out enough as it is trying to figure out just where their women's pleasure spots are, and this can just make sex awkward and hard, and that is not fun! Why not take some of the stress out of it by being able to tell the man where it feels good for you? What is wrong with that?
I think for a man to be jealous of a vibrator is just plain ridiculous. No man in his right mind could ever think that any woman would prefer plastic over flesh - lol. Just thinking about that makes me laugh. But I am not making fun of Willy. I am just trying to point out a few things while showing him just how ridiculous it sounds. Don't stress, Willy. I am sure when the two of you guys get together, it will be great, no matter if she uses a vibrator or not (and if she does, tell her that the 'rabbit' is a great one to use - hehe)
Long live vibrators! May all your batteries be ever-fresh and long-lasting.
my bro's house as of today, 4/25/05 - it is looking more like a house! (that is my bro in the red, my dad and my mom in the picture) - as a true testament to my clumsiness, I stepped in a puddle about 5 seconds after I took this picture - lol
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Funny Stuff From George Carlin
"When people say 'as clean as a whistle,' they forget that a whistle is full of spit."
Stupid News Story of the Day
(His first clue should have been when the clerk didn't ask him if he wanted fries with that.)
Man Pleads Guilty in French Fries Rage
Strange News - AP
DuBOIS, Pa. - A man who angrily berated fast-food employees when a drive-thru clerk told him the restaurant was out of french fries pleaded guilty and was sentenced to 45 days in jail.
Gregg Luttman, of DuBois, pleaded guilty to assault, resisting arrest, institutional vandalism and other charges stemming from the confrontation on New Year's Day at a Burger King restaurant.
Luttman made an obscene gesture at a drive-thru clerk, cursed at restaurant staff and nearly hit an employee with his truck after workers told Luttman the restaurant had run out of french fries and onion rings, said police in Sandy Township, Clearfield County.
When police tried to arrest Luttman, he scuffled with officer and kicked out the back window of a police cruiser, police said.
In addition to jail time, Luttman last week was fined $150 and ordered to serve two years' probation.
Mondays can just bite me!
It is Monday again. Time for me to whine and complain, so I warn you, that this post ain't gonna be pretty. First of all, I am still in allergy hell. My senses of taste and smell come and go. When I was eating my usual breakfast of Frosted Mini Wheats, I could vaguely sense that I was eating something sweet, but could not completely taste it. The donuts upstairs in the cafeteria looked absolutely lovely, but since I could not taste them, what would be the point of getting one? Sometimes after I blow my nose, I can actually taste things for maybe a minute or two...then, just like that, it is gone. On top of that, my head feels like it is about to explode from all the sinus pressure inside, and my ears are starting to get plugged up too. AND on top of that, my monthly "friend" (more like a monthly bitch) came today and now I am crampy! This sucks ! Oh yeah, and now I am sleepy too, since I took that allergy medicine. It doesn'thelp that I can never get enough sleep when I wake up every 2 or 3 hours. I am just hopeless.
Today was not a good day for me to be driving anywhere, especially not to work. I was so grumpy (as if that was an abnormal thing or something - lol). I realize that I have a "me first" attitude when it comes to driving. I MUST be ahead of everyone else. If I see someone in my rear-view mirror coming up fast in the other lane, and I feel like he or she is driving fast in order to get in front of me, I speed up so that they have to get behind me. I do this almost subconsciously. I think it must have something to do with me being an Aries and all (ok, so that is stretching it, but the blame must be put somewhere! lol). People born under the sign of Aries tend to be aggressive and want to be first (or so the astrologers say). I think this IS true of me and my driving, but then, most drivers do drive aggressively, with the exception of my mother and maybe some other select few people. So, it is probably means nothing that I am an Aries. I am probably just trying to justify my road rage - lol. Or maybe I learned it from my brother. He is, after all, road rage king... at least, in his own mind.
Damn these allergies! It sucks not being able to taste anything. What if I took a bite of something that was spoiled? How would I know? I guess the vomiting and stomach cramps would tell me that....later. Allergies are not hazardous to your health, my ass!
Ok, I am done venting for the time being. Time to go back to work.
Sunday, April 24, 2005
Disappointments abound
The biggest disappointment I've had as of late is finding out that the slogan, "It's all about the 'O' " is NOT all about orgasms ... it is an advertisement for a stupid online shopping site! How misleading! I am so disappointed!
Darn - guess my cover is blown - lol
I am 28% Asshole/Bitch.
I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me.
poor me
Don't these look like they would taste good? You bet they do! Doesn't matter though...I wouldn't be able to taste them if I had them in front of me ... damned allergies! Damn them!
This is what people like to do on their weekends, I guess - sniffing through other people's garbage - That is exactly why I have a shredder!
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a sculpture by Louise Nevelson - I love the simple intricasies of her works - so simple, yet so detailed
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Allergies suck!
Ahhh choo! It is officially allergy season. I am all stuffed up, sneezing, itchy-eyed and itchy throated, sinus-pained, and I can't taste anything, which kind of takes the fun out of chocolate. And that, in and of itself, is just wrong! I took a trip down to Walgreens to get me some Tylenol Allergy and Sinus medicine, and hopefully it will help, although, so far, it has only succeeded in making me drowsy. zzzz Time for a nap - lol. This always happens every year around this time. I want to find out what it is that makes me sneeze, so I can find out how to get rid of it! I hate allergies! Poor me.
Stupid News Story of The Day
Man Gets Jail Instead of Ride From Police
Strange News - AP
STATESBORO, Ga. - Sgt. Jason Kearney sat in his marked patrol car Thursday, waiting for his colleagues to join him for lunch when Ron Stone asked him for a ride.
The Bulloch County deputy agreed to take Stone to his car, but first he insisted on searching Stone for weapons, said Sheriff Lynn Anderson.
"Stone told Sergeant Kearney to go ahead," Anderson said.
But instead of packing a pistol, the 30-year-old Stone was packing pot — two small bags, Anderson said.
Stone told the uniformed officer he had spent the night at a friend's house and the marijuana was not his, police said.
Instead of a ride to his car, Stone got a ride to the Bulloch County Jail, where police later learned he was wanted in another county on an outstanding warrant for marijuana possession with intent to distribute.
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(Next time you ask for a ride from a cop, make sure you leave your dope at home- hehe)
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