10 Things I Hate

My biggest pet peeves are:

1) When people try to get into the elevator before I can get out of it. (Hello!! I am trying to get out of here!!)

2) When drivers cannot seem to find their turn signals. (hint....read your owner's manual)

3) Malls...crowds, rude people, those phony smiles on department store clerks...nuff said.

4) When people crowd into my "personal space." For example, when I am in line at the supermarket, and the person behind me is standing so close I can feel his/her breath on my neck....that is too close....back the heck off! There is plenty of more room in the store. It is a big place....in the words of The Police...."Don't stand so close to me."

5) When people ask me "Can I ask you something?" (obviously they have their mind set on asking me and are gonna ask no matter what...so, just ask!)

6) Busybodies who have nothing better to do that to ask me stupid sh*t, then proceed to tell everyone they have ever met what I said.

7) When I am listening to a good song in the car and someone in the passenger seat changes the radio station.....The first commandment of riding in my car is "Toucheth Not My Stereo."

8) Using improper grammar or spelling things just totally and completely wrong. It is one thing to commit a typo...but it is quite another to just butcher the english language. (She don't know how to spell things proper. She is not edumacated. She needs to go back to school to get some more learnin'. Ain't that right? .... here's a thought....Hooked on Phonics...It is not just for kids)

9) Snobby people...you know who you are...stay away from me.

10) Politics...I hate them. Never discuss them with me, if you know what's good for you.