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Friday, February 02, 2007
Woof woof
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
More things that annoy me
1) McDonald's - I went to McDonald's tonight after work to get me some dinner, cuz, well, I avoid having to cook as much as possible, and they gave me no ketchup. In fact, the last 3 times I have gone to Mickey D's, they have given me no ketchup. What is there? Some worldwide ketchup packet shortage? They never give you ketchup (at least in this town), and when you ask for it, they look at you like you just asked them for their kidney.
2) Horror movie trailers that make the movie look scarier than it actually is
3) The undead - they move too slowly, they look just awful and, well, they are undead. Some of them work in my building.
4) People who try to multi-task while they drive - Wherever you are going, you can do your makeup when you get there. No one is going to say "Damn. She went out without any eyeliner," when you are being hauled into the hospital on a stretcher because your muti-tasking ass was too busy looking at your eyes rather than watching where the hell you were driving.
5) Technology - It moves too fast. They just unleashed Windows Vista today. By tomorrow, it will be obsolete.
6) Rosie O'Donnell - I don't think I need to explain this one. I mean, she's Rosie. She's annoying! She never shuts up.
7) Polka music - it makes me want to dance. And no one needs to see that.
8) American Idol contestants whose excuses for why they sucked so bad is because they were "nervous." All nervousness aside, you still suck!
9) People who tell you they are going to do something, then flake out on you.
10) Mor Furniture commercials. Damn Forbes Riley! Damn her! (you have to live around here to get this one)
2) Horror movie trailers that make the movie look scarier than it actually is
3) The undead - they move too slowly, they look just awful and, well, they are undead. Some of them work in my building.
4) People who try to multi-task while they drive - Wherever you are going, you can do your makeup when you get there. No one is going to say "Damn. She went out without any eyeliner," when you are being hauled into the hospital on a stretcher because your muti-tasking ass was too busy looking at your eyes rather than watching where the hell you were driving.
5) Technology - It moves too fast. They just unleashed Windows Vista today. By tomorrow, it will be obsolete.
6) Rosie O'Donnell - I don't think I need to explain this one. I mean, she's Rosie. She's annoying! She never shuts up.
7) Polka music - it makes me want to dance. And no one needs to see that.
8) American Idol contestants whose excuses for why they sucked so bad is because they were "nervous." All nervousness aside, you still suck!
9) People who tell you they are going to do something, then flake out on you.
10) Mor Furniture commercials. Damn Forbes Riley! Damn her! (you have to live around here to get this one)
Monday, January 29, 2007
Random Fact of The Day
Dueling is legal in Paraguay, as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
Funny Stuff From George Carlin
"Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. "
Stupid News Story of The Day
(Two wrongs don't make a right.)
Delayed convict steals car to get back to jail
DUBLIN, Jan 25 (Reuters Life!) - An Irish convict who stole a car to get back to prison after missing a weekend release deadline has been given a six month suspended jail sentence.
Trevor Doyle, 25, grabbed the vehicle after falling asleep on a bus and overshooting his stop near Shelton Abbey open prison in Arklow on Ireland's southeast coast, Wexford district court officials said Thursday.
The court, which would not reveal the man's prior conviction, also fined him 300 euros ($390) for failing to submit to a breathalyzer test.
Sunday, January 28, 2007
Bork bork bork!
| You Are the Swedish Chef |
 "Bork! Bork! Bork!" Your happy and energetic - with borderline manic tendencies. No one really gets you. And frankly, you don't even get you. But, you sure can whip up a great chocolate mousse |
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