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Sometimes I think I watch American Idol just so I have something to complain about

What is wrong with people's ears??? They kicked off Sundance and Jared and left that whiny-ass-can't-sing-a-note-in-tune Sanjaya. I don't believe it. Well, actually I do.

At least they ditched Antonella. But they chose Haley over Sabrina??? I just don't get it. Sure, Sabrina wasn't that great this last time, but c'mon. Haley is just not good!

But this whole Sanjaya thing just baffles me. Why do people like him? He looks like a darker version of Andy Gibb and sounds like a whinier version of Michael Jackson.

If he wins this thing, I will never watch the show again.

In American Idol, it's a girl's game

All I have to say about American Idol tonight is that Melinda is da bomb. That girl can saaaannnng. Unlike the guys, the girls' group is a competitive bunch. Except for Blake and Chris S, I think any of the other guys could (and should) be cut. Especially Sanjaya. He and his 60's style hair should be booted right on out of there. With the girls, it's a little tougher. With the exception of Antonella and Haley, who are the worst of the bunch, all of the girls gave pretty solid performances. Except for Melinda....she was the best....far and above the best.

For the guys, Sanjaya and Brandon should go bye-bye.

For the girls, Antonella and Haley should be booted.

But being that the vote is up to the "American people," I wouldn't be surprised if those tone-deaf dumbasses get to stay.

Speaking of being P.C...

Only at fashion and red-carpet events is it acceptable to utter the phrase..."There was a lot of Wang out there," or "There was Wang everywhere."

And only at a dog show is it acceptable to say the phrase..."That is one beautiful bitch."

Blah blah blah

I am, once again, disappointed with the guys on American Idol this season. The only good ones were Blake and Chris S. Sundance and Chris R were ok (I didn't care for Chris R's performance although the judges liked it - he seemed all out of tune). Sanjaya was horrible again (as usual). Brandon was ok and so was Jarod. I truly hope Sanjaya goes home. He totally wrecked John Mayer's song. John Mayer is probably puking right about now.

Overall, it was a lousy night for the guys........again. And that's all I have to say about it.

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What accent?

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland "You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.
The West
The Inland North
Boston
North Central
The Northeast
The South
Philadelphia
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Flowers, flowers everywhere

I planted flowers out on my patio this weekend. I don't know what was worse. The waiting in line at Wal Mart with my hands full cuz there weren't any carts to be found, or lugging the 3 bags of potting soil and many containers of flowers (which the Wal Mart lady didn't give me any bags to put them in) upstairs to my apartment, or the trip to the Dollar Tree where the checkout lady gave me attitude cuz I was buying some glass and ceramic containers and, lord have mercy, she had to wrap them up in paper. Look lady, you work at a place that sells breakable stuff. It is your job to wrap them up and not say "oh shit" and give me a lousy attitude when you look in my basket and see glass stuff (yes, she said "oh shit" to me - beeeeyach!). Anyway, I got them all planted and my patio looks all purty....for now. Until the Bakersfield summer heat comes and probably fries them all. At least they will look purty for a few months at least.

I watched "The Departed" earlier today, and I can see why it won the Oscar. It was a hella good movie. Hella good. I also watched "Stranger Than Fiction" and "Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny" yesterday. Both of those were also good. "Tenacious D" was hilarious, and "Stranger Than Fiction" was also funny, but touching and sweet. I really enjoyed watching it.

I had a hell of a time with my computer earlier. Ugh. I hate when it crashes. I had to turn it off and restart it like 10 times to get it working again. Freakin' A. Give me a break, computer.

Speaking of computers.....my work computer hates me. First, 2 weeks ago, I was doing a manual retroactive budget on the computer and, bam, the power goes out. I lost what I was working on. And then when the power came back on (an hour later), I couldn't get back in to do it over. I had to wait til the following day to get back into my forms drive. Ugh. Then, last week, I went out to lunch and when I came back, my monitor had died. After trying to tighten the cords and restarting the computer about 3 times, I gave in and called the help desk. They came, looked at it, and then took the whole monitor away, and brought it back about an hour later. Now it works. Hopefully, it won't die again.

Speaking of work, I hate Sundays. I really do. At least we have Friday off this week. God, the weekends are way too short.