Saturday, May 14, 2005

Stupid News Story of The Day



(... well, not in this case)

Peruvian woman sinks teeth into robber's testicle

LIMA, Peru (Reuters) - A Peruvian woman sank her teeth into the testicles of a man who broke into her property to steal cattle and tried to rape her, leaving doctors no option but to lop one off, police and officials said on Friday.

"It looked like a dog bite. The man arrived with his right testicle dead and hanging by a thread ... there was nothing to do but cut it off," said Hugo Jaime, a surgeon in the regional hospital in Huanuco in the Andes northeast of Lima.

The incident happened on Monday night in a remote village when Hermogenes Meza and 10 men broke tried to steal Elizabeth Coz's cattle.

Coz was not arrested because she acted out of self defence, the officer added. The men ran away when Coz and relatives started stoning them

Friday, May 13, 2005

Am I? hehe




You Are the Girl Next Door!


You're caring, warm, and the girl that nice guys want to marry.
Uncomplicated and simple, you've got an easy going attitude guys love.
But this doesn't mean you're dull - far from it!
You're a great conversationalist, and you're an expert at living the good life.




What Kind of Girl Are You? Take This Quiz :-)







BAD BAD ANNA!!!

Looks like the finally found out what happened in the Wendy's finger-in-the-chili case. Bad, bad Anna! Very bad! Sounds like they are such a nice couple too - hehe.
Finger Traced to Woman Who Blamed Wendy's
By GREG SANDOVAL, Associated Press Writer

SAN JOSE, Calif. - The finger that a woman said she found in a bowl of Wendy's chili came from an associate of her husband who lost the digit in an industrial accident, police said Friday.

"The jig is up. The puzzle pieces are beginning to fall into place, and the truth is being exposed," Police Chief Rob Davis said.

The man is from Nevada and lost a part of his finger in an accident last December, Davis said. His identity was traced through a tip made to Wendy's hot line, he said.

He said authorities "positively confirmed that this subject was in fact the source of the fingertip."

Anna Ayala, the woman who said she found the finger, was arrested last month at her suburban Las Vegas home and is charged with attempted grand larceny.

Ayala, 39, said she bit down on a 1 1/2 inch-long finger fragment while dining with her family in March at a San Jose Wendy's. But authorities had said they believed the story was a hoax.

Ayala's husband, Jaime Plascencia, was arrested earlier this month on a fugitive warrant at the couple's home to face charges unrelated to the Wendy's case. San Jose police had said he used his children's personal information in a fraudulent manner for personal gain.

Authorities are considering additional criminal charges against Ayala and her husband, Davis said.

TGIF!

... even if it is a Friday the 13th. I am not superstitious, so it makes no difference to me. I wonder if they will be playing any Friday the 13th movies on tv tonight...hmmm. If I were superstitious, I would have thought that yesterday was Friday the 13th. After all, we were so busy at work and all, and then last night...ok...let me recap. Well for one thing, my neighbor's cat ran into my apartment last night. I was sitting on my couch in the living room last night watching MXC on tv, when I heard a sort of bumping sound behind me. Thinking it was just the wind, I paid no attention to it. But I noticed that I didn't feel any breeze. Weird. Anyhow, the sound went away for a few minutes, but then it came back...bump....bump. What the heck was that?? I turned around....nothing. Yet, the sound persisted. Bump...bump. I looked down and saw my neighbor's cat sitting on top of my little table on my porch, hitting my window screen with its paw. How cute. I was getting scared for nothing. The cat was just playing with the window screen. But as the cat reared up to play up higher, the table toppled over and the cat went down with it. I got up and walked outside to put the table back and the cat ran into my apartment. Now, the cat was cute, but I have fish and a hamster and I don't think they would particularly like a cat roaming about, so I had to get it out of my place. Plus, I am allergic to cats and I didn't want to spend the night sneezing. So, I walked over to it and picked it up, and the danged thing bit my hand. Not very hard, but enough to draw some blood. Ouch. I didn't get mad at the cat though. It was probably just wanting to lie down on some carpet instead of the cold old cement. It was still funny though. And weird.

The night's weirdness didn't stop there though. I went to bed around 10:30 or so. I was sleepy. I just wanted to lie down and go to sleep, but noooooooooooo. My next door neighbor was being an ass munch and kept hitting the walls ...thud....thud....for what seemed like an hour. I don't know what he was doing....frankly, I don't give a crap. But he was interfering with my sleepy time, damnit, and I was getting pissed. After a while, it stopped, and I fell into a light sleep. Then, all of a sudden, out of nowhere, in the middle of the silence, THUD! I got so scared I let out a little scream. After my little fright wore off, I started getting mad again. I could feel my blood pressure rising. Thud....thud....for like another 20 minutes, and then it stopped. Finally I could sleep....

WRONG! Because, next, the neighbor who lives below me decided midnight was a good time to listen to some hip hop music...loudly. And what's worse, is it was the same damned beat over and over again...duh duh duhduh duh... duh duh duhduh duh...UGH! What was with these people?! Have they never heard of sleeping?? I think the guy must have only had that one song on a cd or something. Geez. After a while it stopped, and I finally feel asleep...only to wake up again at 3 am to hear the SAME DAMNED SONG....but even louder. WTF?! 3 am is not the right time for loud music damnit! I was ready to go down there, pjs and all, and knock on the fuckhead's door and tell him to turn off the crap, but I didn't. After a while, the volume got lower and I fell asleep again...only to wake up at 5 am to hear the same damned muthafreakin music. The guy must be a vampire or something. I have no other explanation. This is the same guy who has his friends over every weekend who spend all night laughing and shouting and bumping into walls and just driving me crazy. I feel like leaving a note on his door telling him to shut the fuck up, but who knows what the ass munch will do. It would be best to just report it to the landlord and leave it at that. I don't like things interfering with my sleep. Sleep is precious to me. Sleep is the best part of the day! lol.

I hope tonight that ass munch got his fill of music last nite and will forego any music listening tonite. I am going to the Sequoia National Park tomorrow and want to get rested up. It is about a 3 hour drive there. I will post pics in the near future ;)

Stupid News



S.C. Police Look for Missing Wiener Sign

(Dude, where's my weenie?)

ROCK HILL, S.C. - Police are looking for a hot dog that's REALLY hot — as in stolen. A sign featuring a giant wiener has gone missing from the Ebenezer Grill. But investigators believe the suspects should be easy to spot.


"It's tough to hide a 10-foot weenie," Rock Hill police Lt. Jerry Waldrop said.

The smiling hot dog has welcomed customers for the past 18 months, after owner Loyd Ardrey bought it to replace the aging dog that sat atop the roof for years.

When Ardrey arrived around 6 a.m. Wednesday, the 30-pound aluminum sign was gone.

"I figured, well, maybe it blew off because we had some storms last night. We looked around, and it wasn't in any yards next door or across the street or anything," Ardrey said.

If he has to, Ardrey said he will buy another sign. He's thinking about offering a reward, but isn't sure if he should give out money or hot dogs.

"I just want my weenie back," Ardrey said.

Thursday, May 12, 2005


my neighbor's cat - cute huh - it knocked over my little table out in front of my apartment and when I went outside to put it back up, the cat ran in my apartment - I picked it up to put it back outside and the danged thing bit me - lol. Still a cute cat. It probably wanted to stay inside - can you blame it? lol
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Check it out ... the balloons that I got last month for my birthday are still inflated and that one balloon still floats (even if it is going a little limp)
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Where has the day gone?

Holy cow! It is almost 4:00 already. This day has whipped by (and also has been whipping my ass). We have been sooooo busy today. A worker is out sick, so our unit got saddled with her appointments today. I had to delegate who got what and when and what not (and they probably are hating my ass right now - lol), but it all got done, and that is what matters. No one whined or complained about it, and I tried to be as fair as I could about it, but I still feel bad, as they are new and are supposed to be given a bit of a break. But sh*t happens, and today was a prime example.

I was in so much pain today that I resorted to taking some painkillers. I never take them at work, but I couldn't take it any longer. I also rubbed Aspercreme all over my arms - hehe. On the plus side, the pain is gone :) The down side...I got sooooooooo sleepy that at lunch I took a 20 minute nap (Yes, I got my nap time - lol). This also meant that I skipped lunch, cuz I was too tired to go anywhere. But that is what the drive thru is for on the way home from work - hehe. This is the first time in weeks that I have felt so bad and had to take painkillers. Thank gosh it isn't everyday like it used to be. Thank gosh for painkillers! lol.

Tomorrow is Friday! Thank the lord!! Loraina will be back on Monday. I will be so glad to see her. These last 2 weeks have been hectic! I am so ready for the weekend.

Time Waster



make your own "doll" at
doesn't it look just like me? hahaha

Mini movie

Here is a little parody of "The Ring" for your viewing pleasure...





... take that Samara!

Funny Stuff From George Carlin

"People tell you to have a safe trip, as if you have some control over it."

Stupid News Story of The Day




(remember when field trips used to be fun?)

Students Learn Train Safety the Hard Way

HEBER CITY, Utah - Three children and an adult were treated for minor injuries after an empty, runaway railroad car crashed into the Heber Creeper, which was carrying pupils on a train safety field trip.

About 270 fourth-graders from schools in Salt Lake County and Price and their chaperones were aboard the train, said Nate McDonald, spokesman for Heber Valley Historic Railroad.

They had been on the train for about 45 minutes Tuesday afternoon when it stopped at Soldier Hollow to switch engines, McDonald said.

A lone railroad car that had somehow gotten onto the tracks then hit the train, "slightly derailing" the last car, and knocking over some of the passengers, he said.

The adult who was injured suffered a sprained ankle. One child was cut on the head, and the other two children suffered bumps and bruises. The four were treated at a hospital and released.

Railroad officials did not know how the empty car got loose.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Told ya so

I knew Anthony had sung his last song on American Idol. He was kicked off tonight. He just wasn't as good as the other 3. Looks like the voters are finally getting it right. I think it is going to come down to Bo and Carrie. I hope Carrie wins. She is just so good. She gives me goosebumps when she sings sometimes. But Bo, he is just so good, too. I don't know. I just don't know.

In other news, I heard that Dave Chappelle is in some kind of mental health facility. I hope he gets help with whatever he needs and makes a speedy return to Comedy Central! I am so bummed that they are postponing the new season of the Chappelle Show. But I am sure all that pressure to keep up with the funniness (ok, so I know it is not a word) of his show has probably gotten to him. Take care, bitch!

My friend Mike gave me a new computer program and a new game to mess around with. I love learning new stuff. But the Visual Studio is a little overwhelming. I am sure I will have tons of fun playing around with it - hehe. I love techie stuff! I am such a wannabe computer geek.

I am off to bed. I can sleep a little easier knowing I don't have to be a witness at a danged appeals hearing tomorrow cuz it was postponed. I hate anything legal. I get so nervous! lol. And my tummy ache is gone too. Sweet dreams to me...hehe.

Alice In Crazyland

When I was a kid, I loved the book, Alice In Wonderland. It was fascinating to me, yet scary. Alice eats something and she gets bigger. Then she eats something else and she gets smaller. Bigger, smaller...you never knew what was going to happen to Alice. It wasn't until I grew up that I realized that Alice is NOT a kids' book at all. I think old Lewis Carroll was on some drugs when he wrote that book. (hehe) I mean, come on...the caterpillar smoking the hookah pipe? Just what was in that pipe Mr Caterpillar? And the whole "eat me," "drinke me'" stuff... personally, I would not eat something just because it says "eat me." And just what was the Queen of Hearts' problem with people and their heads anyway? The book was not only far-out, but also pretty dark in some parts. Like, for instance, the whole scene in the woods with the Jabberwocky. Now that was scary!


'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought

And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

Pretty scary poem, huh. And what the heck is a "mome rath" anyway?

Quiz time


How evil are you?

See, I am not so evil as some people think I am - hehe.
these quizzes are kinda silly, but they are good time-wasters.

So.....sleepy



It is only noon and I am soooooooo sleepy. I could easily fall asleep right now, but I better not or I will never be able to get up - lol. I think I slept ok last night, so I don't know why I am so danged sleepy right now. I even had a caffeine-and-sugar-filled soda earlier. Yet, still....yawnnnnnn. My eye is all itchy from allergies again and I have been sneezing again (ahhh choo). This sucks. I thought I was over my bout with allergies, but apparently not. Guess I will have to keep the Kleenex handy for a while longer.

I am hungry, but I don't feel like getting into my car and driving anywhere for lunch, and the ATM upstairs was out of money this morning, and I don't feel like walking up there and have it still be empty and be SOL. So, I am gonna go nuke me a bagel and eat that for lunch. I am so lazy! lol. It is just one of those days, I guess.

More Stupid Spam

More Spam I found in my bulk mail folder - I had about 59 of these buggers...here are some of the stupidest:


Romance Pros : Would you like to meet someone REAL?
(well, actually, now that you mention it, my blow up doll just doesn't give me the attention that I need.)

Attention Drivers : Drive for Free Today
(Does this mean you are gonna buy my gas?! Where do I sign up??)

Agency Manager: At last health insurance you and me can afford.
(Mr Agency Manager needs to go back to english class and learn some grammar - hehe)

GE Home Security: Are you the next victim of a break-in?
(I don't know. Do you know something I don't?)

Thirty Plus Singles: Are you over 30 and single? Let us match you.
(yeah, we over-30 single folk need special help getting our old wrinkly selves dates.)

TonicMix: Get up to $1,800 worth of powerful lawn tractorÂ… free*!
(Hmmmm...I wonder what $500 worth of powerful lawn tractor would look like.)

Woodrow Tripp : Horny girls.
(and??)

Wigs: Wigs aren't just for people without hair...
(Really...wow. I wonder if they have a small wig for my snatch? I think dreadlocks would look good down there..... just kidding!!! lol)

Something to do when you're bored

Take the alcohol test - hehe







Rum
Congratulations! You're 81 proof, with specific scores in beer (40) , wine (33), and liquor (60).
Bring on the mixers! Take something strong, add something without any alcohol and you got yourself a Cuba Libre, a Presbyterian, a Greyhound or a Whiskey Sour. You like your drinks strong, but with the flavors of your favorite colas or juices. You're willing to try something new, just so long as it doesn't give you a headache.
Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit

My Own Private Hell

Whiney crybabies
Circle I Limbo

Arrogant Schmucks
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Weathermen
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Censors
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Tailgaters
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Haters
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Jerry Springer guests
Circle VII Burning Sands

Monday mornings
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

John Edwards (the psychic)
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Stupid News Story of The Day



(could it be..... SATAN?)

Good news on severed goat heads: Satan not involved



VANCOUVER, British Columbia (Reuters) - A lazy worker, not a satanic cult, was responsible for severed goat heads that caused a scare at a Vancouver-area school, Canadian police said on Monday.

Police were called in after goat heads were twice found on a bench outside a school in nearby Chilliwack, British Columbia, prompting fears in the suburban community that it had been targeted by a satanic animal killing.

A 19-year-old worker at a local slaughterhouse has admitted he took the two heads with the intention of having them mounted, but then changed his mind and left them at the school in hopes a janitor would dispose of them.

"(Police) want to reassure the community that there were no satanic intentions in relation to these incidents," the Royal Canadian Mounted Police said, adding that the man "should have known better."

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Check out my unders




You Are a Flashy Red Bra!


Outgoing, friendly, and fascinating.
You're a charmer, with your pick of the men.
But you want a man who's as magnetic as you are.
You need someone who can keep up with your all night gab fests!




What Kind of Bra Are You? Take This Quiz :-)








ok - I am going to bed now - niters!

American Idol

Well, what can I say? Each of the final 4 had a good and bad song tonight. Carrie was fabulous as usual on her 1st song, but her 2nd song was kinda not-so-good. Bo was boring on his 1st song, but outstanding on his 2nd. Vonzell was shaky and bad on her 1st song, and then picked it back up on the 2nd song. Anthony was lousy on his 1st song, but slightly better on his 2nd song. My bottom 2 would be Anthony and Vonzell. I think Anthony will be packing his bags to go home tomorrow night. That's my opinion and I'm sticking to it.

Break time is "me time"

Well I survived another day at work. Tomorrow is hump day, so that makes me happy :) It's about time that SOMETHING made me happy - hehe. Work wasn't so bad today. Although there is one person who was constantly bombarding me with questions. I know he probably just wants to make sure he is doing the cases right, but sometimes I get annoyed. Especially when I am on break. Now I know I should leave my desk when I am on break, but there isn't really anywhere to go. The break rooms are usually occupied by staff having some kind of meeting, and outside, there are all the smokers. I have nothing against smokers, but when I am on a break, I don't particularly want smoke in my face. Well, I don't want smoke in my face at any time really. It gives me a headache and makes me sneeze, and frankly, I am not too fond of either of those options. So, I sit at my desk during my breaks and turn off the computer monitor and sip my soda or eat some crackers, and inevitably, somone will come over to my desk and bug me - lol. But I can't complain. It is not a bad job, and at least people trust me to help them out.

I posted a few more pics of my family below. I thought they were just too funny! And even I have to admit that my brother looks just adorable. What happened to him?! lol

Tonight's American Idol night. Woo hoo. I am such a nerd.

my dad and my bro when he was just a lil smiley baby
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my mom and dad back in 1968 - it is funny to see my mom as a blonde .... and look at that car - lol
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Silly "short film"

Funny Stuff From George Carlin

Expressions I Question


"Down the pike. ' He was the meanest guy ever to come down the pike.' Fine. What about guys who come up the pike? Not everyone lives 'north of the pike.' Some guys have to come up the pike, and they're really mean, because nobody mentions them at all. And what about the guy who doesn't even use the pike?"

How Republican are you?

I am:
41%
Republican.
"Congratulations, you're a swing voter. When they say 'Soccer Mom', they mean you. Every Democratic ad on the TV set was made just for your viewing enjoyment. Don't you feel special?"

Are You A Republican?
Swing voter, huh. Well now I am even more confused - lol. I don't know what "Republican" or "Democrat" even means. Left or right? Well, I am right handed - haha. I hate politics!

Looks like I picked the wrong year to be born.





You Belong in 1966



1966





If you scored...

1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!

1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.

1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!

1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.

1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good!


Stupid News Story of The Day




(Ohhhh, OHHH, oohhhh yeah)

Brazilian Town Declares Orgasm Day



RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - Sex rarely makes the news in Brazil's conservative Northeast — until a small town declared an official Orgasm Day on Monday.

Espertantina Mayor Felipe Santolia endorsed the May 9 holiday, which he said was intended to improve relationships between married couples.

"We're celebrating orgasm in all its senses. There's even a panel discussion on premature ejaculation. But from what I've seen, women have more trouble achieving orgasm than men, especially in marriage," Santolia said by telephone from Esperantina, 1,300 miles north of Rio de Janeiro.

Santolia said the remote town of 38,000 people has been unofficially celebrating orgasm day for years, but that the town's former mayor had vetoed a bill making it an official municipal holiday.
The city council passed a law Saturday creating the holiday. Santolia, who took office earlier this year, said he would sign the bill later Monday.

"I'm 32, single and I have an open mind. Beside the theme is very much of the moment," he said.

Orgasm Day celebrations include a series of panel discussions by sexologists from across Brazil and a presentation of Eve Ensler's play "The Vagina Monologues."

Santolia said the idea of celebrating Orgasm Day at first created a scandal in this poor region, known for its religious fervor. But he said residents gradually residents warmed to the idea.

"I've seen scientific studies that show when a woman is unloved, when her husband can bring her to orgasm, it affects all aspects of her life, her relationships with her children, at home, with the city and at work," Santolia said.

Monday, May 09, 2005

Snow Patrol - "Chocolate"

Music Video Codes by FVC

(press "play" to see the video)

Office Space

If you haven't seen Office Space, see it! It is hilarious, and a very accurate representation of the disgruntled employee, as represented by Peter Gibbons (played by Ron Livingston). He gets hypnotized and ends up deciding that he doesn't want to work anymore and his lackadaisical attitude actually ends up getting him promoted. And then, more hilarity ensues. Especially funny is Stephen Root as "Milton." Check it out sometime when you are in the mood for some laughs.



Dom Portwood: Hello, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports.
Peter Gibbons: Yeah. The coversheet. I know, I know. Uh, Bill talked to me about it.
Dom Portwood: Yeah. Uh, did you get that memo?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. The problem is, I just forgot this one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even a problem anymore.
Dom Portwood: Yeah. It's just that we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports *before* they go out now. So if you could just remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. Alright!

Pics !

I went thru one of our old photo albums and scanned some of my childhood pictures. I am surprised they lasted this long, since a lot of them are 20 - 30 years old. As you can clearly see, I was a total dork (still am too! )

My friends Tacie and Alex, my brother and me - the 4 Musketeers
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My grandpa Clyde and a big old fish he caught - my grandpa was about 6'2 so you can tell that fish was huge!
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my dad reading to me - I don't think Mark was old enough to understand - lol (besides, it looks like he was asleep - hehe)
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my bro's kindergarten picture - he looks like that little boy from Jerry Maguire - lol
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my 1st grade picture - I look like freakin' Laura Ingalls here with my pigtails
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my bro and me - look at his boots! all that is missing is a clown suit - lol
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I had such fashion sense at such a tender age - LOL
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my bro, my grandpa and me sitting in my grandpa's favorite chair
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My grandpa giving me a piggy back ride - think I musta been around 3 or 4 here
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Yep, I liked gettin' dirty
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ok - what was I doing sitting on a fake styrofoam deer? And what is with those pants?? Holy crap! lol
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I guess I didn't like my cake - hehe
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Here I am listening to my dad's radio - I think these headphones were on wrong - lol
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I think I was about 5 years old in this picture. Look at me...all ladylike and gussied up - lol
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Short Story


Once upon a time a guy asked a girl, " Will you marry me?" She said , "No."
The guy lived happily ever after.
The End

I'm a glutton - hehe

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Mondays...ugh

Have I mentioned before that I hate Mondays? I am sure I have. I guess saying that I hate Mondays would be redundant at this point, but I am saying it again anyway... I hate Mondays. There. I said it again. So shoot me. Mondays are like a part of hell that even the devil himself would not want to visit. They really are. After having a few days off to enjoy freedom a little bit, you are forced to drag your sorry lazy butt back into the office to work. Work. That word should be a curse word. It is only appropriate that "work" has 4 letters.

Mondays are days where you have to get readjusted to getting up at 6:30 am instead of 11 or noon (like I do on the weekends - hehe). I love staying up late and sleeping in. I look foward to that every week. The only solace that Monday brings to me is that it eventually ends. Mondays are days of doing weekly reports and filing all the stuff from last week and listening to all your voice mail that has collected over the weekend. Mondays are days of sitting at your desk and looking at your computer and wondering what exactly it is that you do anyway? Mondays are days where you question whether there is any good left in the world. Mondays are just bad.

I got up this morning at 6:30 am, that ungodly hour where in a better world, I would still be sleeping. I promptly fell back asleep, as I sometimes do, and began to dream. It is amazing just how quickly you can begin to dream after you fall asleep. I was only asleep for another 20 minutes, but in that 20 minutes, I witnessed someone get married then have a baby and then I walked up a hill and got coffee and talked to Johnny Carson. That is a lot of stuff to do in 20 minutes, even if it was only a dream. I almost felt like I was done for the day and should go back to sleep. Sadly, that is not how it goes. You can not dream you worked and then expect to be able to stay home. Too bad. That would be a novel idea. Calling in to your boss saying, "I dreamt that I did all those cases. I am done for the day. I am not coming in. I already worked." I don't think that would fly with the boss. You could try, but don't blame me if you get fired.

It is just past lunch time. I am still working on the whole nap time idea. But somehow I don't think that would fly with the bosses either. Too bad all my ideas are so outlandish.

Only another 4 1/2 hours to go and then I can go home and do my usual envening thing of showering, watching 2 hours of CSI and doing crosswords on my computer. Yeah, it is a boring life, but don't knock it. I would rather be bored than to have too much drama. Drama I can do without. Sleep, I can't.

Funny Stuff From George Carlin

"A scary dream makes your heart beat faster. Why doesn't the part of your brain that controls your heartbeat realize that another part of your brain is making the whole thing up? Don't they communicate?"

Am I in line for assassination? Only time will tell

Stupid News Story of The Day



(When there aren't enough people in town, start giving the chickens tickets)

Chicken Ticketed for Crossing the Road


RIDGECREST, Calif. - Linc and Helena Moore may have finally learned the answer to that age-old question: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken doesn't know jaywalking is illegal.


Kern County Sheriff's Deputy J. Nicholson does know, however. The deputy issued a ticket on March 26 to one of the couple's chickens for impeding traffic on a road in Johannesburg, a rural mining community southeast of Ridgecrest.


The Moores arrived in Superior Court on Friday to plead not guilty to their chicken's alleged transgression. A trial was scheduled for May 16.


Nicholson has declined to discuss the matter, but sheriff's Sgt. Francis Moore said chickens on the roadway have been a problem in the community of 50 residents. Officials didn't believe it could be resolved by simply issuing the couple a warning.


"Sometimes you have to let people talk to the judge," Moore said.


The chicken's owners say they believe they were cited because they were among several people who complained that sheriff's deputies haven't done enough to control off-road vehicle riders who damage roads and create dust and noise in their neighborhood.


Sheriff's officials say that isn't so, adding they are doing what they can to keep off-roaders away from the area's homes.


"The chicken thing has nothing to do with the motorcycle thing," Moore said.

(even sadder is that this happened in the county I live in - lol)


Sunday, May 08, 2005

I assure you I am NOT crazy - lol

Contrary to Arlene's belief, there is nothing going on with me. Arlene wrote me an email asking what was going on with me because I have been writing about my past and taking off on spontaneous day trips and stuff. Well, the writing about my past is called "reminiscing." Sometimes, I like to think back on the events of my past and write about them, because they were happy times. Even the not-so-happy times are kind of nice to think about, because you can look back and remember and realize how strong you were to be able to get through them. It is just like when I go visit my folks and my mom will end up telling me some story that happened to her when she was a kid. I love to hear about those things.

About my day trips... I have always wanted to go out and explore, but never got the nerve to do it by myself. I always wanted someone to go with me. But I guess I am getting more independent, and realize that I don't have to rely on others to do things with me in order for me to do them myself. I love exploring. I am a nature freak. I love to be able to go out and see new places and do new things. I really do. And having a digital camera gives me a new excuse to do it. I love taking pictures. I love it! I am a photography whore! lol. I want to go to Yosemite next and then maybe Red Rock Canyon in Nevada ... and then maybe to Bishop, CA or to Big Bear. I would love to go to the Grand Canyon and Yellowstone. I want to see everything! I don't have enough money to go flying around the world or anything, but there is no reason why I can't explore the country I live in.

So, no, I am not crazy. I have no secret agenda. I have always been spontaneous. I don't like making plans. I like to just pick up and go and see where the day takes me. You can't really plan your life. You can have ideas on how you want it to be, but you can't really have a set blue-print on how it is going to turn out. You just need to get on the road and go where it leads. I may not be any grand explorer or anything, but I am having fun and seeing places I have never been. It is great! You should try it sometime.

Happy Mom's Day

Happy Mother's Day to all my mother friends and relatives .....
and to Alicia, the very soon mommy-to-be. And happy Mother's Day
to all the mothers out there everywhere !


Funny Stuff from George Carlin

Things I Think About When I'm Sitting Home Alone and the Power Goes Out

"On a given day, Flight 23 goes from New York to Los Angeles. The following month, Flight 23 goes from New York to Los Angeles again, but the crew is different, the passengers are different, and it's a completely different airplane. How can both flights be Flight 23? They can't."

Happy Mother's Day to the bestest mom ever...mine. Love you mom!
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Stupid News Story of The Day




(so this is what happens to all those quarters you pay for parking.)

Meter Man Allegedly Steals $30G in Coins

WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. - The man who was in charge of emptying parking meters in the town of Mount Kisco has been accused of stealing more than $30,000 in quarters.

Jason Berke, 29, was charged with grand larceny, Westchester County District Attorney Jeanine Pirro said Friday.

Defense lawyer James Lenihan said Berke pleaded innocent at his arraignment Thursday night. "Nobody has bothered to tell me how they even determined that my client did anything wrong," Lenihan said.

Pirro said that from April to December 2004, Berke would deposit coins once a week in change machines at grocery stores to get cash.

The thefts stopped after village officials, suspecting a loss of parking-meter revenue, changed the meter collection procedures, the district attorney said.
If convicted, Berke would face up seven years in prison.

That is the "World's Biggest Thermometer" (lol) - Baker, CA
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Leaving Death Valley
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Leaving Death Valley
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Is this the way to a city or just to some nasty water? You decide
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By the time I got in there, it was around 100 feet below sea level (but I couldn't get off the road to take a pic of that sign - lol)
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Gas was freakin expensive in Death Valley - they sure stick it to you there! Luckily, I had filled up in Barstow - hehe
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sunset at Death Valley National Park
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Death Valley National Park
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Death Valley National Park
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Driving near Death Valley, CA
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Shoshone, CA - cute little town, outrageous gas prices - lol
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driving along the CA-14 in Red Rock Canyon National Park
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more rocks
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