I watched the most God-awful piece of trash movie ever made the other night. It was even worse than the worst Steven Seagal movie (and that is BAD). It was called Miner's Massacre and it played on The Sci-Fi Channel. It was beyond cheesy. It was beyone brie. It was even beyond feta. It was pure limburger! The acting was horrible, the so-called "special effects" were anything but special, and the premise was just stupid. And I feel stupid for having watched it. I think I watched it out of disbelief, thinking that there was no way a movie could be so bad. But, oh, it can be THAT bad. Oh can it!
Be afraid. Not of some evil miner, but of the writers and producers of this movie. Be very afraid.
Saturday, June 24, 2006
Caption This!
Adolfo Piastini, dubbed "The Rude Italian," once again shocked the tennis crowd by biting on his trophy cup to , quote, "see if it was real silver."
post your own funny caption in a comment if you want to.
Friday, June 23, 2006
Know your state motto
KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO
Alabama - Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska - 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona - But It's A Dry Heat.
Arkansas - Literacy Ain't Everything.
California - By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado - If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
Connecticut -Like Massachusetts , Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.
Delaware - We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida - Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
Georgia - We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money)
Idaho - More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois - Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana - 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa - We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas - First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana - We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, (But That's Our Tourism Campaign.)
Maine - We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland - If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts - Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden 's
Michigan - First Line Of Defense - From The Canadians
Minnesota - 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi - Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri - Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana - Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else.
Nebraska - Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada - Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire - Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey - You Want A ....$%....! Motto? I Got Yer ....$%....! Motto Right here!
New Mexico - Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York - You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...
North Carolina - Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota - We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio - At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma - Like The Play, But No Singing
Oregon - Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania - Cook With Coal
Rhode Island - We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina - Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
South Dakota - Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee - The Edyoocashun State
Texas - Se Hablo Ingles
Utah - Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont - Ay, Yep
Virginia - Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington - We have more rain than you do
West Virginia - One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin - Come Cut The Cheese!
Wyoming - Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
Alabama - Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska - 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona - But It's A Dry Heat.
Arkansas - Literacy Ain't Everything.
California - By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado - If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
Connecticut -Like Massachusetts , Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.
Delaware - We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida - Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
Georgia - We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money)
Idaho - More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois - Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana - 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa - We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas - First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana - We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, (But That's Our Tourism Campaign.)
Maine - We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland - If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts - Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden 's
Michigan - First Line Of Defense - From The Canadians
Minnesota - 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi - Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri - Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana - Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else.
Nebraska - Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada - Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire - Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey - You Want A ....$%....! Motto? I Got Yer ....$%....! Motto Right here!
New Mexico - Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York - You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...
North Carolina - Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota - We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio - At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma - Like The Play, But No Singing
Oregon - Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania - Cook With Coal
Rhode Island - We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina - Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
South Dakota - Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee - The Edyoocashun State
Texas - Se Hablo Ingles
Utah - Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont - Ay, Yep
Virginia - Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington - We have more rain than you do
West Virginia - One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin - Come Cut The Cheese!
Wyoming - Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
It's HOT....damned hot
Oh whoopdeedoo. It 's Friday. And it is gonna be a scorcher this weekend. It is 10:40 am and it is already freakin' 93 degrees outside. By the time I get off, it will be well over 100 degrees (and probably about 130 degrees in my car - lol). This hot weather just makes me grumpy. Grrr.
As you see, it is gonna be HOT...probably until the end of summer, which, in Bakersfield, is the middle of November. It is times like these that make me wanna move somewhere cold...like Alaska or maybe Iceland.
Let's hope I survive this weather and not turn into a pool of melted Kim goo on some sidewalk in B-Town somewhere. Next time you step in a puddle of melted ice cream, think of me - hehe
As you see, it is gonna be HOT...probably until the end of summer, which, in Bakersfield, is the middle of November. It is times like these that make me wanna move somewhere cold...like Alaska or maybe Iceland.
Let's hope I survive this weather and not turn into a pool of melted Kim goo on some sidewalk in B-Town somewhere. Next time you step in a puddle of melted ice cream, think of me - hehe
Order my disorder
| Disorder | Rating |
| Paranoid: | Low |
| Schizoid: | Moderate |
| Schizotypal: | Low |
| Antisocial: | Low |
| Borderline: | Moderate |
| Histrionic: | Low |
| Narcissistic: | Low |
| Avoidant: | Moderate |
| Dependent: | Moderate |
| Obsessive-Compulsive: | High |
-- Personality Disorder Test -- -- Personality Disorder Information -- | |
Random Fact of The Day
If the chemical sodium is dropped into water it will immediately and violently explode.
Funny Stuff From Dave Barry
"The key to The DaVinci Code is that it's filled with startling plot twists, and almost every chapter ends with a 'cliffhanger,' so you have to keep reading to see what will happen. Using this formula, I wrote the following blockbuster novel, titled The Constitution Conundrum. It's fairly short now, but when I get a huge publishing contract, I'll flesh it out to 100,000 words by adding sentences.
Chapter One
Handsome yet unmarried historian Hugh Heckman stood in the National Archives Building in Washington, D.C., squinting through the bulletproof glass as the U.S. Constitution. Suddenly, he made an amazing discovery.
'My God!' he said, out loud. 'This is incredible! Soon I will say what it is.'
Chapter One
Handsome yet unmarried historian Hugh Heckman stood in the National Archives Building in Washington, D.C., squinting through the bulletproof glass as the U.S. Constitution. Suddenly, he made an amazing discovery.
'My God!' he said, out loud. 'This is incredible! Soon I will say what it is.'
(End of Chapter)"
Stupid News Story of The Day
(Wrong. Just plain wrong!)
Clerk gets 6 months for soda urination
DELAND, Fla. - A former convenience store clerk who urinated in a bottle of soda that was later drunk by a customer was sentenced Thursday to six months in jail.
Anthony Mesa, 22, has already served half his sentence since pleading no contest to tampering with a consumer product, and will remain on a form of house arrest for two years after release. He had faced up to 30 years in jail.
Circuit Judge James R. Clayton withheld adjudication on the case, which means Mesa will not be considered a convicted felon if he abides by the sentence.
Mesa was working at a Pix store in Deltona in August when he and a co-worker decided to play practical jokes. They put eggs in beer cartons, and Mesa thought it would be funny to urinate into a drink, according to arrest reports.
He admitted urinating into a Mountain Dew and placing it back into the refrigerator, authorities said.
The victim, a foreman with a Daytona Beach construction company, became suspicious of the drink after he chugged it and vomited three or four times. He settled a civil complaint with the store for an undisclosed amount of money before a lawsuit was filed.
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Information from: Orlando Sentinel, http://www.orlandosentinel.com
Thursday, June 22, 2006
Had a bad day...
Now, I hate that song "Had A Bad Day", which annoyingly played on every American Idol results show and on the radio like every 5 minutes, as much as the rest of you, but that was my theme song for yesterday. Ugh. What a day. I tell you, I haven't had that much pain in a long time. Every fiber of my being ached and I had this annoying tingling sensation throughout my body. It felt like I had been beaten up or hit by a car. Yeah, I had a visit from my "friend," fibromyalgia yesterday. And that is one "friend" I don't wanna see again! As soon as I got home, I took some painkillers and lied down on my bed and didn't get back up for a few hours. I surrendered to the pain. I was done.
On top of the joint pains from arthritis which plague me from time to time, I also get the muscle aches and tender spots on my body that make even a simple hug painful. Plus the dreaded fatigue which has turned me into a zombie lately. Then there is the "brain fog." The thing that makes me temporarily forget people's names or things I have known for a long time (no, this does not excuse me from my lack of basic mathematical skills - that is just from plain stupidity on my part - lol). Last night, as I was lying in bed, I was trying to remember a friend of mine's last name, and for the life of me, I couldn't. It frustrated me to no end! But, no, I am not losing my mind or developing Alzheimer's. It is just "brain fog," a symptom of fibromyalgia. I didn't even know that it was until I did some reading up on it a few days ago, and was SO relieved to know that I am not losing my mind. WHEW!
Today is starting off better than it did yesterday. I knew from the moment I woke up yesterday that it was gonna be a bad one. I didn't have that feeling this morning, so I am hoping my gut instinct was right and that I have a good day today
Of course, it is still gonna be HOT outside today (supposed to be 105 today and it is already 93 outside - ugh). I am SO not leaving the building for lunch. I am staying right the hell here. Screw the sun! Screw summer! lol.
On top of the joint pains from arthritis which plague me from time to time, I also get the muscle aches and tender spots on my body that make even a simple hug painful. Plus the dreaded fatigue which has turned me into a zombie lately. Then there is the "brain fog." The thing that makes me temporarily forget people's names or things I have known for a long time (no, this does not excuse me from my lack of basic mathematical skills - that is just from plain stupidity on my part - lol). Last night, as I was lying in bed, I was trying to remember a friend of mine's last name, and for the life of me, I couldn't. It frustrated me to no end! But, no, I am not losing my mind or developing Alzheimer's. It is just "brain fog," a symptom of fibromyalgia. I didn't even know that it was until I did some reading up on it a few days ago, and was SO relieved to know that I am not losing my mind. WHEW!
Today is starting off better than it did yesterday. I knew from the moment I woke up yesterday that it was gonna be a bad one. I didn't have that feeling this morning, so I am hoping my gut instinct was right and that I have a good day today
Of course, it is still gonna be HOT outside today (supposed to be 105 today and it is already 93 outside - ugh). I am SO not leaving the building for lunch. I am staying right the hell here. Screw the sun! Screw summer! lol.
Caption This!
Did I ever tell you you're my hero?
Post your own funny caption in a comment if you want to.
Funny Stuff From Dave Barry
"I have written a blockbuster novel. My inspiration was The DaVinci Code by Dan Brown, which has sold 263 trillion copies in hardcover because it's a compelling page turner. NOBODY can put this book down:
Mother on beach: Help! My child is being attacked by a shark!
Lifeguard: (looking up from The DaVinci Code): Not now! I just got to page 243, where it turns out that one of the men depicted in The Last Supper is actually a woman!
Mother: I know! Isn't that incredible? And it turns out that she's...
Shark: (Spitting out the child): Don't give it away! I'm only on page 187!"
Mother on beach: Help! My child is being attacked by a shark!
Lifeguard: (looking up from The DaVinci Code): Not now! I just got to page 243, where it turns out that one of the men depicted in The Last Supper is actually a woman!
Mother: I know! Isn't that incredible? And it turns out that she's...
Shark: (Spitting out the child): Don't give it away! I'm only on page 187!"
Stupid News Story of The Day
(Practice doesn't always make perfect.)
Woman seeking license sends car into canal
POMPANO BEACH, Fla. - A 19-year-old woman may have to practice a little more after driving a borrowed taxi into a canal just before she was scheduled to take her driver's license test Wednesday, authorities said.
The woman's neighbor, a Broward Taxi Co. cab driver, drove her to the Pompano Beach license testing office and agreed to let the woman practice driving around the parking lot in his car before she took the test, city spokeswoman Sandra King said.
"He said the next thing he knew she was driving through the bushes and into the canal," King said. "He ran over and pulled her out of the car."
"Obviously, she did not take or pass her driver's test," King added.
No one was hurt in the incident and no charges were pending.
"It was purely an accident," King said.
The identities of the woman and the cab driver were not immediately available.
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
I'm Mr Heat Miser, I'm Mr Sun...
Holy hell, it is gonna be hot today. It is supposed to be in the triple digits here for a week straight. Ugh. It is the first day of summer today, and it sure came in with a burn. I truly despise summer...weather-wise, that is.
Last night, a new episode of Dirty Jobs was on. Poor Mike Rowe. First he went to do something with coal ( I kinda missed this part, but I know he got dirty - lol). Then he went on to do some oyster shucking. But the best part was when he got to tear down the Rose Parade floats. I never knew just how much went into those suckers. Damn. By the time they got done with tearing down the float, it was nothing but a pile of rotting flowers and fruit and pieces of steel. That rotting fruit looked damned nasty, and even though you can't smell what he is smelling, I could tell that it smelled absolutely foul. YUK! He nearly hurled on the float - lol. I think his suggestion for a vomit float for next year's parade was a good one - hehe.If you haven't seen Dirty Jobs, watch it. It is hilarious, and it will make you feel better about your own job (unless you work in a sewer, that is). Check out on the Discovery Channel at 9pm on Tuesdays, and check out their website (click HERE to go there).
Mike Rowe: "Do I wash my clothes? No, I burn them."
Lunch time is fast approaching, and I REALLY don't wanna go outside to go anywhere for lunch (cuz it is already about 90 degrees outside), and I am REALLY not in the mood for beef stew (today's cafeteria special), so I think I will stay at my desk and take a nap - lol. I am sleeeeeeeepy. I took 2 Tylenol PMs before I went to bed last night and still woke up twice last night - grrrr. And I realllly didn't wanna get out of bed this morning, but here I am. Yawn.
Last night, a new episode of Dirty Jobs was on. Poor Mike Rowe. First he went to do something with coal ( I kinda missed this part, but I know he got dirty - lol). Then he went on to do some oyster shucking. But the best part was when he got to tear down the Rose Parade floats. I never knew just how much went into those suckers. Damn. By the time they got done with tearing down the float, it was nothing but a pile of rotting flowers and fruit and pieces of steel. That rotting fruit looked damned nasty, and even though you can't smell what he is smelling, I could tell that it smelled absolutely foul. YUK! He nearly hurled on the float - lol. I think his suggestion for a vomit float for next year's parade was a good one - hehe.If you haven't seen Dirty Jobs, watch it. It is hilarious, and it will make you feel better about your own job (unless you work in a sewer, that is). Check out on the Discovery Channel at 9pm on Tuesdays, and check out their website (click HERE to go there).
Mike Rowe: "Do I wash my clothes? No, I burn them."
Lunch time is fast approaching, and I REALLY don't wanna go outside to go anywhere for lunch (cuz it is already about 90 degrees outside), and I am REALLY not in the mood for beef stew (today's cafeteria special), so I think I will stay at my desk and take a nap - lol. I am sleeeeeeeepy. I took 2 Tylenol PMs before I went to bed last night and still woke up twice last night - grrrr. And I realllly didn't wanna get out of bed this morning, but here I am. Yawn.
Weather forecast for Bakersfield, CA
Today:
HOT
Tomorrow:
HOTTER
Friday:
DAMNED HOT
Saturday:
FREAKIN' HOT
Sunday:
move to Alaska, cuz it's gonna be HOT
Next week:
HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, and HOT
Funny Stuff From Dave Barry
"Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet."
Stupid News Story of The Day
(Calm down, people. Calm down.)
Excitement blamed for three deaths
SHANGHAI (Reuters) - Over-excitement during World Cup games has been blamed for the deaths of at least three fans in China and one man broke several bones when he fell from a Hong Kong balcony, the Shanghai Daily reported on Wednesday.
The rash of disasters had prompted doctors to urge fans to monitor their moods during games and keep an eye on their drinking and blood pressure, it said.
China is obsessed with football but is six hours ahead of Germany, meaning many of the games are shown late at night or in the early hours of the morning -- peak drinking times.
A young man named Wang, watching a game on June 10 at a bar in Changsha, the capital of southern Hunan province, drank too much and died at four the following morning, the newspaper said.
Four days later, a woman surnamed Wei, who suffered from high blood pressure, was watching South Korea vs Togo in Hangzhou, near Shanghai.
"She took a shower, went to bed and later died," the newspaper said.
The same day, Li Zhenbao, 27, died in his sleep in Hong Kong after staying up all night to watch three games in a row.
"Doctors suspected he died of a heart attack brought on by over-excitement," the newspaper said.
Ge Zuquan, 29, grew so excited during the game between the Netherlands and Ivory Coast that he ran to his fourth-floor Hong Kong balcony and jumped in the air.
"But he bounced over the railing," the newspaper said. "Doctors said he could have been paralyzed."
As it was, he merely broke bones in his spine, hip, ankle and wrist.
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
Caption This!
Yuri Staniskova, said this of soccer:
"In this game, you have to know how to take balls to the head.
It sure has improved my game and my relationship with my team."
post your own funny caption in a comment if you want to.
Funny Stuff From Dave Barry
"Nan Bell and Elisabeth Lindsay sent in an Associated Press article concerning efforts to identify the person whose leg washed ashore in Bodega Bay, California, containing this quote from an official of the coroner's office: 'We're stumped, basically.'"
Stupid News Story of The Day
(Oops. My bad.)
Wife accused in swordplay death of husband
BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese woman has been charged with accidentally killing her husband with a sword after he refused to make her dinner, the Shanghai Daily said on Tuesday.
Police said Tang Xiaowan, 25, who has been practicing swordsmanship since she was young, had often forced her husband of three years at swordpoint to carry out her demands.
On March 3, her husband, Li Weidong, refused to cook dinner because he was late for work.
Police said Tang picked up her sword and put it on Li's chest and promptly slipped, stabbing Li by mistake.
Li died in hospital from loss of blood.
Tang was arrested Monday and charged with manslaughter.
Monday, June 19, 2006
There are 100 movie titles hidden in this picture...
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click on the picture for a larger view. (or go HERE and save this as your desktop wallpaper)
I posted some to start off. When you find more, post them in a comment :)
Bend It Like Beckham
The Hills Have Eyes
Kingdom of Heaven
Airplane
Alien
Elephant
Scorpion King
Toy Story
Big Fish
Saw 2
The Hand That Rocks The Cradle
The Pink Panther
Anaconda
Small Soldiers
Beetlejuice
2 To Tango
Taxi
A Clockwork Orange
Napoleon Dynamite
Mona Lisa Smile
Boomerang
Red Dragon
Crash
12 Monkeys
Domino
Casino
Phone Booth
Swordfish
My moon sign
normally, I don't put much stock into these things, but I was bored and was diddling around on the net and found THIS SITE. This describes me to a "t" - lol.
MOON IN SAGITTARIUS
You absolutely love the great outdoors! You love the feeling of freedom that it gives you. People see you as a person who is active, fond of travel & sports, and quite jovial (derived from Jove or Jupiter, the ruling planet of Sagittarius!). However, when you are not outside you may appear to be restless, both physically and mentally. You tend to act first, and think later. This is most apparent, and harmful, in conversation. You say whatever is on your mind, simply and bluntly. You are not suited for diplomatic relations. As far as your occupation is concerned, you may be apt to changing it, or have more than one vocation. Overall you are good-natured, kind, and honest. You are very perceptive of others emotions. And if someone is hurt, you take it personally. You may have a short temper, but you are quick to forgive, and you never (well rarely,) hold a grudge. You are a good teacher because of your perspective on life. You can see the possible outcome of events long before they occur (your favorite phrase: 'I told you so!'). Your intuition is strong, and often your dreams come true. This might indicate a psychic influence (but don't count on it!). You can't stay in one place for too long. You like to move!
It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it
Oh God. It's Monday again. Ugh. Once again, last night, I could not sleep. I know it had to be after 1:45 am when I finally fell asleep (that's what time it was the last time I looked at the clock before I fell asleep). The doctor would be so pissed at me if she found that out - lol. It wasn't for lack of trying. I kept telling myself to relax and go to sleep, but, yeah, that didn't work. I got up to get a glass of water, and being the dumbass I am, I tripped over my shoe and spilled the water all over the carpet - LOL. It would have helped to have turned the light on, but I was too lazy to do it. I guess the little "trip" was punishment for being lazy Of course, that is just the sort of person I am....a total klutz!
I kept thinking about this stupid heart murmur thing the doctor found. I know I shouldn't worry about it. If it were really something, she would have sent me to another doctor, right? I know she would have. I read that most of them are completely harmless anyway, but still I am a worry wart, just like my mom. I know that worrying will only put more stress on me and probably increase my blood pressure - lol. Stress is really getting to me lately, especially after finding out about this new problem. Grrrrrrrr. I need a vacation.... from myself!
I did have a pretty good day yesterday. I did absolutely nothing - lol. Well I did play around on the computer, messing around with Paint Shop and stuff. And there was a Dirty Jobs marathon on The Discovery Channel yesterday. I love that show. It is hilarious! And it makes me appreciate my own job. At least I am not out there sticking my arm up a cow's ass like some people have to do! I am glad I have an office job! That show makes me laugh.
I also love the fact that House is on tv late at night on TNT or some channel like that (I just know it is on channel 32 or 33...or maybe 34 - lol) At least I love that show and can't get enough of it. I want Dr House to be my doctor! hehe. He may be a cranky pants, but he is damned handsome...and damned smart.
I bet he could fix me! hehe
I kept thinking about this stupid heart murmur thing the doctor found. I know I shouldn't worry about it. If it were really something, she would have sent me to another doctor, right? I know she would have. I read that most of them are completely harmless anyway, but still I am a worry wart, just like my mom. I know that worrying will only put more stress on me and probably increase my blood pressure - lol. Stress is really getting to me lately, especially after finding out about this new problem. Grrrrrrrr. I need a vacation.... from myself!
I did have a pretty good day yesterday. I did absolutely nothing - lol. Well I did play around on the computer, messing around with Paint Shop and stuff. And there was a Dirty Jobs marathon on The Discovery Channel yesterday. I love that show. It is hilarious! And it makes me appreciate my own job. At least I am not out there sticking my arm up a cow's ass like some people have to do! I am glad I have an office job! That show makes me laugh.
I also love the fact that House is on tv late at night on TNT or some channel like that (I just know it is on channel 32 or 33...or maybe 34 - lol) At least I love that show and can't get enough of it. I want Dr House to be my doctor! hehe. He may be a cranky pants, but he is damned handsome...and damned smart.
I bet he could fix me! hehe
Random Fact of The Day
The moon is actually moving away from Earth at a rate of 1.5 inches per year.
Funny Stuff From Dave Barry
Ask Mr. Language Person
Q. What are 'metrosexuals?'
A. They are individuals who have sex (also known as 'bling bling') on subways.
Stupid News Story of The Day
(Luckily, she didn't buy a pony instead.)
Woman accused of attack with dead puppy
ST. LOUIS - A woman accused of pummeling a dog breeder over the head with a dead Chihuahua has been charged with two misdemeanors and reimbursed the money she paid for the puppy.
Lisa Lynn Hopfer, 33, of Wentzville, was charged with trespassing and third-degree assault in the June 7 incident, authorities said.
No listed phone number for Hopfer was available. A man at her home who declined to identify himself told the St. Louis Post-Dispatch Friday that "there's another side to the story," but declined to elaborate.
Hopfer told police she had taken the puppy to a veterinarian, who said it was only 4 weeks old and needed to be returned to its mother. But before she could return the puppy named Chloe, it died.
Authorities said Hopfer went to the breeder's home, pushed her way inside and began fighting with the breeder as she tried to make her way to the basement to get another puppy, police said.
Linda Hulsey, 33, of St. Peters, wrestled the woman out of her house to the front porch, where the woman then hit the breeder over the head numerous times with the dead puppy, police said.
Hulsey said she was hit with the dead puppy at least 30 times and went to a hospital for her bruises, but had no serious injuries. She said she was upset that Hopfer had accused her of selling the puppy too young and said the puppy was two days shy of 6 weeks old.
Hulsey said she later returned the $100 that Hopfer had paid for the dog.
Sunday, June 18, 2006
Whenever I feel bad about myself...
I look at a picture of Britney Spears...
and suddenly, I feel pretty good again.
and suddenly, I feel pretty good again.
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