Saturday, September 03, 2005

Things that make me go hmmmm...

  • Why do they always give you like 10 packets of ketchup for a small order of fries?

  • Do they really HAVE to make a reality show about everything? Like that stupid My Super Sweet Sixteen show on MTV...what the hell is that all about? A bunch of spoiled little brats who make their parents' lives miserable planning for a stupid birthday party that will only last a few hours, yet will cost more than their college education and wedding combined.

  • Gas prices....nuff said.

  • Why is Paris Hilton famous?

  • Does Britney Spears actually think she has a good voice?

  • What is the deal with that stupid Buger King dude? He freaks me out!Do the Burger King commercial makers actually think that plastic-faced freak will help them sell more burgers?

  • Why did someone always have to cry in every episode of Little House on The Prairie? Was all that crying really necessary?

  • Just how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
  • Stupid News Story of The Day



    (That's one way to get rid of spiders)


    Well, at least the spiders are gone...



    BERLIN (Reuters) - A German woman laid waste to her family home by setting fire to it as she tried to kill spiders in a garage with a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter.

    Police in the western town of Zuelpich said that when the aerosol failed to finish them off, the 34-year-old woman tried to burn them with the lighter. However, this set the area she had just sprayed on fire and the blaze spread to a hedge.

    "It was a series of unfortunate events which led to the damage," a police spokesman said Thursday.

    "She tried to put the fire out with a garden hose, but couldn't. Instead her semi-detached house next to the hedge caught fire. It's now uninhabitable."

    Firefighters managed to extinguish the blaze and save the neighboring house, which sustained broken windows and some charring. The spokesman estimated the total cost of the damage at well over 100,000 euros. No one was hurt.

    "The family have had to look for somewhere else to stay," he said. "The spiders are gone though -- that problem was solved."

    Which Reno 911 Character Are you?

    Travis Junior
    You're Deputy Travis Junior. You spend more time
    trying to train the German Shepherds (by
    speaking French) than you spend with your
    fellow officers. You let the dogs kiss your
    mouth and then you dont wash off the dog
    saliva. You also think Wiegel is hot, which is
    a little weird.


    Which Law Enforcement Officer Of Reno 911 Are You?
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    Friday, September 02, 2005

    Stupid News Story of The Day



    (How is he gonna explain THIS to his woman?)


    Stripper stabs man who refused lap dance



    LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - An angry San Diego topless dancer pulled out a knife and stabbed a customer after he refused a lap dance, police said on Thursday.

    Lawanda Dixon, 24, was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon shortly after the altercation with 33-year-old Melik Jordan at the Dream Girls Cabaret early on Wednesday, San Diego police Det. Gary Hassen said.

    "He was in the club with some friends watching the shows when she came up and asked if he wanted a lap dance," Hassen said. "He said no, she got upset about it, they argued back and forth. She pulled knife out of her bag and stabbed him."

    Dixon was taken into custody and police found methamphetamine in a small metal container in Dixon's bag, Hassen said, adding that she may face drug charges. Officers also confiscated a small folding knife.

    Jordan was treated for his injuries and released by a local hospital.

    Thursday, September 01, 2005


    Squeakers says "hi" (isn't she cute?)
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    Random Thoughts From a Brain in Pain

    I have a migraine....I think the reason why they call them migraines is that "migraine" rhymes with "pain." It is getting better tho. A little while ago I felt like I was gonna lose my lunch and my head was gonna explode, but here I am, lunch digesting nicely and my head still intact.

    On the upside of things, it is Thursday, which means Friday is tomorrow. One day closer to a 3-day weekend :) I can't wait to go home and relax. I get up in the morning and think to myself, as I am groggily getting ready for work, that I can't wait til I come back home! if sleep were an obsession, I would be sleep obsessed. Then again, maybe sleep IS an obsession to some people, and maybe I AM obsessed....just something to ponder.

    I am obsessed with some things. Like making sure the door is locked before I leave the house or before I go to bed. And making sure my car alarm is set when I park my car. And making sure that my curling iron is unplugged before I leave the house. Yes, I am obsessed with these and many more things. Am I crazy? I don't think I am. But maybe some people might disagree with me (hehe). I am also an organization freak at work and an anal one at that. I am completely obsessed with "evenness"--- yes, "evenness." Like if a picture is hanging slightly crooked it unnerves me and I feel myself just wanting to go straighten it! I fought very hard the other day as I was observing a trainees interview to NOT straighten out the papers that were on the desk. I am so bad! lol. I think I get it from my mom. She is obsessed with the coffee maker...she cannot leave the house in peace if she thinks it still may be plugged in. Oh, and both of my parents are obsessed with the garage door...they would get completely stressed out if they didn't remember shutting the damned thing before leaving on a trip somewhere....whether it be out of town or just down to the store. Maybe you would call that paranoia and not obsession though. Hmmm.

    I SO need a haircut. My hair is getting shaggy. I need to dye it again, too. Those gray hairs are peeping back out again. GRRRR!

    Almost time to go home now. Thank the lord!

    Funny Stuff From George Carlin

    "The idea that if kids wear uniforms to school, it helps to keep order - bad theory. And it's not even a new idea; I first saw it in old newsreels from the 1930's, but it was hard to understand, because the narration was in German."

    Stupid News Story of The Day



    (Better lock up your cats!)


    This gives new meaning to "cat burglar"



    BERLIN (Reuters) - German police called to a break-in at an apartment in the northern town of Itzstedt found the intruder still on the premises and hiding under a kitchen cabinet.

    The "cat burglar" had somehow crawled into the ground-floor of the apartment, broken window blinds, torn down drapes and trashed furniture.

    Police also found fish and fish remains from a broken aquarium scattered around the apartment, said Julika Reinhardt, spokesman for the police in the town north of Hamburg.

    Two officers finally found the offender, a cat, hiding under a kitchen cabinet but the heavyweight male resisted arrest, biting one officer in the thumb before they both managed to overpower it.

    Reinhardt said the cat, wearing a name tag, was returned to its owner who would have to pay for the damage.

    "No one knows how the cat broke in," she said. "But the damage was considerable."

    Wednesday, August 31, 2005

    Update

    I decided to take the "no-right click" function off of my blog...for now. I have had trouble in the past with people "direct linking" (or "hotlinking") to my images and, as a result, my server would crash. I like to collect cute images, myself and borrow quiz things from other people's blogs, so I didn't think it was fair for me to take other people's stuff and not share the wealth. Feel free to copy any of the pictures to your own hard drives, but PLEASE do not directly link on your pages to my images. It is just not nice, and it is illegal ! You can get a FREE file hosting site at places such as www.myfilestash.com or www.photobucket.com. All you need is an email address and you are set. If my server crashes again, I will have to disable the right click function yet again. So, please, be nice :)

    Blast From The Past

    It's slinky, it's slinky.



    Remember these? These toys that after a while would get tangled up and become a big, steel mess? Sure, they were fun for a while, until you decided to see what it would look like all straightened out. They were sure fun while they lasted though. It is amazing just how a coiled up piece of steel could entertain somebody for so long. Just proves that people are easily entertained for the most part. It's slinky...it's fun for a girl or a boy.



    “What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, And makes a slinkity sound?"
    "A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing, Everyone knows it’s Slinky…”
    "It's Slinky, it's Slinky, for fun it's a wonderful toy"
    "It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun for a girl and a boy"




    Trivia: The Slinky was invented by Richard James, a naval engineer, in 1945.


  • Link: Slinky Website
  • Funny Stuff From George Carlin

    "People say when you die, you can't take it with you. Well, that depends on what it is. If it's your dark blue suit, you certainly can take it with you. In fact, not only can you take it with you, you can probably put some things in the pockets."

    Stupid News Story of The Day



    (Gimme back my brain!)


    U.S. woman sues over harvesting of brother's brain



    SEATTLE (Reuters) - A woman has sued the largest county in Washington state for harvesting the brain of her dead brother for research without obtaining permission from next of kin, according to court records obtained on Tuesday.

    In a lawsuit filed 10 days ago in Pierce County Superior Court, Robinette Amaker of North Carolina claimed that the brain of her deceased brother, Bradley Gierlich, was taken from his body in 1998 at the King County Medical Examiner's office.

    Amaker, who is seeking unspecified monetary damages, said that the brain and other tissue samples were sent to Stanley Medical Research Institute, an organisation based in Bethesda, Maryland that provides brain samples for research into schizophrenia and bipolar disorders.

    Amaker and her lawyer were not immediately available for comment.

    Stanley Medical did not return calls seeking comment, but a statement on its Web site said, "Stanley Medical Research Institute has never knowingly obtained any donation of brain or other tissue without the full consent of available next of kin."

    James Apa, spokesman for the medical examiner's office, cited a previous statement by the agency saying that consent was given for 255 cases of brain donation in the county. Stanley Medical had contracted with King County between 1995 to 2002 to obtain brain samples.

    "Defendants took the property (brain) in a wrongful and tortuous manner, and a demand for its return would have been useless," the lawsuit said.

    Another Survery Thingamabob

    These are supposedly 25 questions that no one would ever think to ask:

    o1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at? my head...it's hard to miss - hehe

    o2. How much cash do you have on you? $4 and some change - lol

    o3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?: Best

    o4. Favorite plant?: Gerbera Daisies

    o5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?: no one - I deleted all of those

    o6. What is your main ring tone on your phone? Napoleon Dynamite saying, "Tina, come get some ham."

    o7. What shirt are you wearing?: a tan shirt with some swirly things on it

    o8. Do you "label" yourself, or could you? nope - why should I?

    o9. Name brand of your shoes currently wearing? who knows - they are old - I think the label came off - haha

    1o. Bright or Dark Room?: well I am in a bright room right now

    11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you? I don't know who took it before me

    12. Ever "spilled the beans"?: yeah - I spilled some beans on my shirt the other day - haha

    13. What were you doing at midnight last night? sleeping, of course

    14. What did your last text message you received on your cell phone say? can't remember

    15. Do you ever click on "Pop Ups" or Banners?: nope

    16. What's a saying that you say a lot?: coolio

    17. Who told you they loved you last? like I can remember that far back...I could tell you the last person who told me they didn't love me though :P

    18. Last furry thing you touched?: my hamster, Squeakers (this is a bad question for people with dirty minds - lol)

    19. How many hours a week do you work? 40

    2o. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?: none - I have a digital camera - hehe

    21. Favorite age you have been so far?: 1 - my mommy and daddy took care of me back then - lol

    22. Your worst enemy?: mean people

    23. What is your current desktop picture? at home, Kenny from South Park - here at work, Ren and Stimpy

    24. What was the last thing you said to someone?: shut up (I was talking to my brother- lol)

    25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to change a major regret?: million bucks, baby. I think a million bucks would solve my biggest regret - lol.

    Tuesday, August 30, 2005

    New look, same blog

    Yeah, I changed my blog colors again. This is what happens when I get bored - hehe. Same stuff, just different colors really. There is nothing new or exciting about my life at this moment, thus the boredom. I like to be creative though, and this is a new outlet for that creativity. Sorry if the new colors confused anyone. I assure you, you are at the right place (assuming you are looking for my blog and not someone else's - hehe).

    It was terrible about what happened in Louisiana and Mississippi from that Katrina storm. Mother Nature can be a real bitch sometimes. I can only hope and pray that more people will be found alive and that someday the damage will be fixed, but that will be a long time coming.

    I am tired, as usual. At least it is almost going home time :) Tomorrow is Hump Day. It is a 5-day work week this week, but next week, we are off Monday and Friday, so it will be only a 3-day work week. That makes me very happy! lol

    And with that, I am signing off and getting my butt out of work and going home! woo hoo! Hooray for 5:30!

    Top 10 Reasons to Go To Work Naked

    10. No one will ever steal your chair.

    9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

    8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

    7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

    6. You want to see if it's like the dream.

    5. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse.

    4. "I'd love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my pants."

    3. Inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in Human Resources.

    2. Can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.


    And...drum roll...the Number One reason to go to work naked:

    Your boss will never say, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" ever again.

    Kim's Law #9

    My keys will end up at the bottom of my purse, buried under everything else, no matter how close to the top of my purse I originally put them.

    Funny Stuff From George Carlin

    "White people ought to understand...their job is to give people the blues, not to get them. And certainly not to sing or play them! I'll tell you a little secret about the blues: It's not enough to know which notes to play, you have to know why they need to be played."

    Stupid News Story of The Day



    (Funny, funny, ha ha)


    Man Has Girl Present Hold-Up Note at Bank 2 hours, 28 minutes ago



    SAVANNAH, Ga. - Michael Lyons apparently had a funny practical joke planned for his daughter's birthday. In the end, no one was laughing — especially Lyons.

    Lyons, 45, was arrested after he told a 13-year-old girl to hand a note to a bank teller, police said. The note said, "Give me all of your money, this is a stick up," according to a police report.

    The incident happened Friday when Lyons and a group of girls were celebrating his daughter's birthday. While he was getting money out of an ATM, the girl went into the bank and handed the note to a teller.

    The teller sounded the bank's alarm, and police and FBI surrounded the building. Instead of robbers, they found Lyons and the girls.

    Lyons was charged with criminal attempt of robbery by intimidation, said Savannah-Chatham Metropolitan Police spokesman Bucky Burnsed.

    "You can't yell 'fire' in a crowded theater, can't joke about a bomb in your luggage at the airport, and you can't write notes to cashier that say 'This is a stick up,'" Burnsed said.

    Monday, August 29, 2005

    Funny Stuff From George Carlin

    how many times has this happened to you? lol


    "Do you ever find yourself standing in a room, and you can't remember why you went in there? And you think to yourself, 'Maybe if I go back where I was I'll see something that reminds me. Or maybe it would be quicker if I just stand here and hope it comes back to me.' Usually as you're weighing those options, two words float across your mind: 'Alzheimer's Disease.'

    Stupid News Story of The Day



    (Stupid is as stupid does)


    "Bright sparks" destroy car trying to steal fuel



    WELLINGTON (Reuters) - Three men trying to steal fuel from a New Zealand farm on Monday ended up setting fire to their own car.

    Police said the trio had siphoned diesel into a petrol-driven vehicle. When their car would not start, they examined the fuel pipe using a cigarette lighter.

    One click, a boom and the car burst into flames.

    "It wasn't a major whodunnit," senior sergeant Ross Gilbert told Reuters, from the small North Island town of Waipukurau, about 230 km (143 miles) northeast of Wellington.

    "Fortunately for them, there is no criminal charge for stupidity."

    The men, aged 18 to 19, escaped injury but were charged with theft.

    Sunday, August 28, 2005

    This thingy

    I "stole" this thingy off of Netter's blog - hehe

    INSTRUCTIONS:
    1. Copy this whole list into your journal.
    2. Bold the things that are true about you.
    3. Whatever you don't bold is false.

    01. I miss somebody right now
    02. I don't watch much TV these days
    03. I love black olives
    04. I love sleeping (if I could double bold this one I would! lol)
    05. I own lots of books
    06. I wear glasses or contact lenses
    07. I love to play video games
    08. I've smoked marijuana
    09. I've viewed pornography
    10. I have been asked to bein a threesome (no, I didn't take him up on it - haha)
    11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship
    12. I believe honesty is USUALLY the best policy
    13. I have acne free skin (normally, unless it is THAT time of the month)
    14. I like Ashley Simpson (I give the girl props - she has guts)
    15. I curse frequently (motherf*cking right I do! lol)
    16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year (thank you, Prozac! lol)
    17. I have a hobby
    18. Love Moves mankind
    19. I carry my knife everywhere with me
    20. I'm really smart ( i would say semi-smart not REALLY smart)
    21. I've never broken someone's bones
    22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal
    23. I hate the rain
    24. I'm paranoid at times
    25. I would get plastic surgery in a heart beat (breast reduction surgery, baby!)
    26. I need money right now!
    27. I love Sushi
    28. I talk really, really fast (Always)
    29. I have fresh breath in the morning
    30. I have semi-long hair
    31. I have lost money in Las Vegas (who hasn't ?!)
    32. I have at least one brother and/or one sister
    33. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
    35. I have a twin
    36. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past (fake nails)
    37. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
    38. I like the way I look sometimes
    39. I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months
    40. I know how to do cornrows
    41. I am usually pessimistic
    42. I have a lot of mood swings (at least one week a month I do - hehe)
    43. I think prostitution should be legalized
    44. I think Britney Spears is hot
    45. I have cheated on a significant other in the past
    46. I have a hidden talent
    47. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have
    48. I think that I'm popular
    49. I am currently single (no ring yet )
    50. I have kissed someone of the same sex. (I kissed my grandma on the cheek the other day - ha ha)
    51. I enjoy talking on the phone only if its someone I want to talk to
    52. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants
    53. I love to shop
    54. I would rather eat than shop
    55. I would classify myself as ghetto.
    56. I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders
    57. I'm obsessed with my Blogger
    58. I don't hate anyone
    59. I'm a pretty good dancer
    60. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington
    61. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother
    62. I have a cell phone
    63. I believe in God
    64. I watch MTV on a daily basis
    65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months
    66. I love drama
    67. I have never been in a real relationship before
    68. I've rejected someone before
    69. I currently have a crush on someone
    70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
    71. I want to have children in the future
    72. I have changed a diaper before (lots)
    73. I've called the cops on a friend before
    74. I bite my nails (sometimes)
    75. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club
    76. I'm not allergic to anything that I know of
    77. I have a lot to learn
    78. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger
    79. I plan on seeing Ice Cube`s newest "Friday" movie
    80. I am very shy around the opposite sex
    81. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message
    82. I have at least 5 away messages saved
    83. IM an alcoholic
    84. I have made a move on a friends significant other in the past
    85. I own the "South Park" movie
    86. I have avoided assignments at work to be on blogger
    87. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbour or chum
    88. I enjoy some country music
    89. I would die for one of my best friends
    90. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza
    91. I watch soap operas whenever I can
    92. IM obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist
    93. I have used my sexuality to advance my career
    94. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all
    95. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story" (huh???)
    96. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy
    97. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it
    98. I have dated a close friends ex

    my grandma taking a nap - lol
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    Thought For the Day

    One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people.

    He said, "My beloved grandson, the battle inside every person is between two wolves. One is Evil. It is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, selfpity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, false pride, and ego.

    The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, compassion and faith."

    The grandson thought for a minute and then asked his grandfather, "Which wolf wins?"

    The old Cherokee gently grasped the boy's shoulder and replied, "The one you feed."

    Stupid News Story of The Day



    (Want to work for this guy?)


    Wanted: completely perfect legs...



    BUDAPEST (Reuters) - The mayor of one Budapest district wants female City Hall staff to wear miniskirts only if they have "completely perfect legs" and the skirts are no shorter than 2-3 centimetres (about 1 inch) above the knee.

    Gabor Mitynan, a conservative who runs the wealthy 12th district, also wants male employees to wear blazers in summer, and told the Website (www.index.hu) the dress code was needed because he had seen staff dressed like beggars or vacationers.

    Mitynan also dislikes crop tops -- popular in Budapest -- saying "few women have well-trained bellies worth showing to people" and wants the city to legislate on stocking thickness, proposing 5-10 denier for summer, 15 for spring and autumn and 20 for winter.

    Mitynan is a rarity in Budapest's 23 mostly liberal and socialist districts, so his proposals stand almost no chance of being passed by the city assembly. Liberal Budapest Mayor Gabor Demszky described the proposals as "crass," according to the state news agency MTI.

    Weekend

    My mom, my brother and I all went to San Francisco (again! lol) this weekend. This time we went on a tour of Alcatraz Island. It was really cool, actually. My dad stayed back at my grandma's house, but I think he would have really liked the tour alot. It was a really nice day in San Francisco. It was nice and sunny, but boy it was cold on Alcatraz. When we were down in the Recreation Yard, the wind whipped through there and about froze me in my tracks - lol. It was brrrr! But there was a nice view of the Golden Gate Bridge through there and of San Francisco. I will write more about the trip on my other blog tomorrow. I am gonna go to bed now - lol. Me so sleepy. zzzzzz. I did post some pictures and postcards though for now.

    went to Morro Bay over the weekend too - this is a postcard of course - lol - it was a little foggy on Saturday
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    Ticket to Alcatraz Island - we had the audio tour - it is basically a self-guided tour, aided by a headset and headphones with an audio tape - it is really cool - cost: $16 for the adult audio tour - without audio it is $11
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    The Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, CA
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    World's "cookedest" street - Lombard Strret in San Francisco, California - we drove down this street over the weekend - the street makes 8 turns in one block and is paved with red brick
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    Postcard from Alcatraz Island - the tour was really cool :)
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    Cyndi's little boy, Zach - isn't he just so cute?!?!
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    My best friend Cyndi and her little boy, Zach - I love this picture!!!
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    Cyndi's two boys, Gabrial and Zach :)
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