Saturday, September 03, 2005
Things that make me go hmmmm...
Stupid News Story of The Day
(That's one way to get rid of spiders)
Well, at least the spiders are gone...
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German woman laid waste to her family home by setting fire to it as she tried to kill spiders in a garage with a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter.
Police in the western town of Zuelpich said that when the aerosol failed to finish them off, the 34-year-old woman tried to burn them with the lighter. However, this set the area she had just sprayed on fire and the blaze spread to a hedge.
"It was a series of unfortunate events which led to the damage," a police spokesman said Thursday.
"She tried to put the fire out with a garden hose, but couldn't. Instead her semi-detached house next to the hedge caught fire. It's now uninhabitable."
Firefighters managed to extinguish the blaze and save the neighboring house, which sustained broken windows and some charring. The spokesman estimated the total cost of the damage at well over 100,000 euros. No one was hurt.
"The family have had to look for somewhere else to stay," he said. "The spiders are gone though -- that problem was solved."
Which Reno 911 Character Are you?
You're Deputy Travis Junior. You spend more time
trying to train the German Shepherds (by
speaking French) than you spend with your
fellow officers. You let the dogs kiss your
mouth and then you dont wash off the dog
saliva. You also think Wiegel is hot, which is
a little weird.
Which Law Enforcement Officer Of Reno 911 Are You?
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Friday, September 02, 2005
Stupid News Story of The Day
(How is he gonna explain THIS to his woman?)
Stripper stabs man who refused lap dance
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - An angry San Diego topless dancer pulled out a knife and stabbed a customer after he refused a lap dance, police said on Thursday.
Lawanda Dixon, 24, was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon shortly after the altercation with 33-year-old Melik Jordan at the Dream Girls Cabaret early on Wednesday, San Diego police Det. Gary Hassen said.
"He was in the club with some friends watching the shows when she came up and asked if he wanted a lap dance," Hassen said. "He said no, she got upset about it, they argued back and forth. She pulled knife out of her bag and stabbed him."
Dixon was taken into custody and police found methamphetamine in a small metal container in Dixon's bag, Hassen said, adding that she may face drug charges. Officers also confiscated a small folding knife.
Jordan was treated for his injuries and released by a local hospital.
Thursday, September 01, 2005
Random Thoughts From a Brain in Pain
On the upside of things, it is Thursday, which means Friday is tomorrow. One day closer to a 3-day weekend :) I can't wait to go home and relax. I get up in the morning and think to myself, as I am groggily getting ready for work, that I can't wait til I come back home! if sleep were an obsession, I would be sleep obsessed. Then again, maybe sleep IS an obsession to some people, and maybe I AM obsessed....just something to ponder.
I am obsessed with some things. Like making sure the door is locked before I leave the house or before I go to bed. And making sure my car alarm is set when I park my car. And making sure that my curling iron is unplugged before I leave the house. Yes, I am obsessed with these and many more things. Am I crazy? I don't think I am. But maybe some people might disagree with me (hehe). I am also an organization freak at work and an anal one at that. I am completely obsessed with "evenness"--- yes, "evenness." Like if a picture is hanging slightly crooked it unnerves me and I feel myself just wanting to go straighten it! I fought very hard the other day as I was observing a trainees interview to NOT straighten out the papers that were on the desk. I am so bad! lol. I think I get it from my mom. She is obsessed with the coffee maker...she cannot leave the house in peace if she thinks it still may be plugged in. Oh, and both of my parents are obsessed with the garage door...they would get completely stressed out if they didn't remember shutting the damned thing before leaving on a trip somewhere....whether it be out of town or just down to the store. Maybe you would call that paranoia and not obsession though. Hmmm.
I SO need a haircut. My hair is getting shaggy. I need to dye it again, too. Those gray hairs are peeping back out again. GRRRR!
Almost time to go home now. Thank the lord!
Funny Stuff From George Carlin
Stupid News Story of The Day
(Better lock up your cats!)
This gives new meaning to "cat burglar"
BERLIN (Reuters) - German police called to a break-in at an apartment in the northern town of Itzstedt found the intruder still on the premises and hiding under a kitchen cabinet.
The "cat burglar" had somehow crawled into the ground-floor of the apartment, broken window blinds, torn down drapes and trashed furniture.
Police also found fish and fish remains from a broken aquarium scattered around the apartment, said Julika Reinhardt, spokesman for the police in the town north of Hamburg.
Two officers finally found the offender, a cat, hiding under a kitchen cabinet but the heavyweight male resisted arrest, biting one officer in the thumb before they both managed to overpower it.
Reinhardt said the cat, wearing a name tag, was returned to its owner who would have to pay for the damage.
"No one knows how the cat broke in," she said. "But the damage was considerable."
Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Update
Blast From The Past
Remember these? These toys that after a while would get tangled up and become a big, steel mess? Sure, they were fun for a while, until you decided to see what it would look like all straightened out. They were sure fun while they lasted though. It is amazing just how a coiled up piece of steel could entertain somebody for so long. Just proves that people are easily entertained for the most part. It's slinky...it's fun for a girl or a boy.
“What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, And makes a slinkity sound?"
"A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing, Everyone knows it’s Slinky…”
"It's Slinky, it's Slinky, for fun it's a wonderful toy"
"It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun for a girl and a boy"
Trivia: The Slinky was invented by Richard James, a naval engineer, in 1945.
Funny Stuff From George Carlin
Stupid News Story of The Day
(Gimme back my brain!)
U.S. woman sues over harvesting of brother's brain
SEATTLE (Reuters) - A woman has sued the largest county in Washington state for harvesting the brain of her dead brother for research without obtaining permission from next of kin, according to court records obtained on Tuesday.
In a lawsuit filed 10 days ago in Pierce County Superior Court, Robinette Amaker of North Carolina claimed that the brain of her deceased brother, Bradley Gierlich, was taken from his body in 1998 at the King County Medical Examiner's office.
Amaker, who is seeking unspecified monetary damages, said that the brain and other tissue samples were sent to Stanley Medical Research Institute, an organisation based in Bethesda, Maryland that provides brain samples for research into schizophrenia and bipolar disorders.
Amaker and her lawyer were not immediately available for comment.
Stanley Medical did not return calls seeking comment, but a statement on its Web site said, "Stanley Medical Research Institute has never knowingly obtained any donation of brain or other tissue without the full consent of available next of kin."
James Apa, spokesman for the medical examiner's office, cited a previous statement by the agency saying that consent was given for 255 cases of brain donation in the county. Stanley Medical had contracted with King County between 1995 to 2002 to obtain brain samples.
"Defendants took the property (brain) in a wrongful and tortuous manner, and a demand for its return would have been useless," the lawsuit said.
Another Survery Thingamabob
o1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at? my head...it's hard to miss - hehe
o2. How much cash do you have on you? $4 and some change - lol
o3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?: Best
o4. Favorite plant?: Gerbera Daisies
o5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?: no one - I deleted all of those
o6. What is your main ring tone on your phone? Napoleon Dynamite saying, "Tina, come get some ham."
o7. What shirt are you wearing?: a tan shirt with some swirly things on it
o8. Do you "label" yourself, or could you? nope - why should I?
o9. Name brand of your shoes currently wearing? who knows - they are old - I think the label came off - haha
1o. Bright or Dark Room?: well I am in a bright room right now
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you? I don't know who took it before me
12. Ever "spilled the beans"?: yeah - I spilled some beans on my shirt the other day - haha
13. What were you doing at midnight last night? sleeping, of course
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell phone say? can't remember
15. Do you ever click on "Pop Ups" or Banners?: nope
16. What's a saying that you say a lot?: coolio
17. Who told you they loved you last? like I can remember that far back...I could tell you the last person who told me they didn't love me though :P
18. Last furry thing you touched?: my hamster, Squeakers (this is a bad question for people with dirty minds - lol)
19. How many hours a week do you work? 40
2o. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?: none - I have a digital camera - hehe
21. Favorite age you have been so far?: 1 - my mommy and daddy took care of me back then - lol
22. Your worst enemy?: mean people
23. What is your current desktop picture? at home, Kenny from South Park - here at work, Ren and Stimpy
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?: shut up (I was talking to my brother- lol)
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to change a major regret?: million bucks, baby. I think a million bucks would solve my biggest regret - lol.
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
New look, same blog
It was terrible about what happened in Louisiana and Mississippi from that Katrina storm. Mother Nature can be a real bitch sometimes. I can only hope and pray that more people will be found alive and that someday the damage will be fixed, but that will be a long time coming.
I am tired, as usual. At least it is almost going home time :) Tomorrow is Hump Day. It is a 5-day work week this week, but next week, we are off Monday and Friday, so it will be only a 3-day work week. That makes me very happy! lol
And with that, I am signing off and getting my butt out of work and going home! woo hoo! Hooray for 5:30!
Top 10 Reasons to Go To Work Naked
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
5. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse.
4. "I'd love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my pants."
3. Inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in Human Resources.
2. Can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
And...drum roll...the Number One reason to go to work naked:
Your boss will never say, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" ever again.
Kim's Law #9
Funny Stuff From George Carlin
Stupid News Story of The Day
(Funny, funny, ha ha)
Man Has Girl Present Hold-Up Note at Bank 2 hours, 28 minutes ago
SAVANNAH, Ga. - Michael Lyons apparently had a funny practical joke planned for his daughter's birthday. In the end, no one was laughing — especially Lyons.
Lyons, 45, was arrested after he told a 13-year-old girl to hand a note to a bank teller, police said. The note said, "Give me all of your money, this is a stick up," according to a police report.
The incident happened Friday when Lyons and a group of girls were celebrating his daughter's birthday. While he was getting money out of an ATM, the girl went into the bank and handed the note to a teller.
The teller sounded the bank's alarm, and police and FBI surrounded the building. Instead of robbers, they found Lyons and the girls.
Lyons was charged with criminal attempt of robbery by intimidation, said Savannah-Chatham Metropolitan Police spokesman Bucky Burnsed.
"You can't yell 'fire' in a crowded theater, can't joke about a bomb in your luggage at the airport, and you can't write notes to cashier that say 'This is a stick up,'" Burnsed said.
Monday, August 29, 2005
Funny Stuff From George Carlin
"Do you ever find yourself standing in a room, and you can't remember why you went in there? And you think to yourself, 'Maybe if I go back where I was I'll see something that reminds me. Or maybe it would be quicker if I just stand here and hope it comes back to me.' Usually as you're weighing those options, two words float across your mind: 'Alzheimer's Disease.'
Stupid News Story of The Day
(Stupid is as stupid does)
"Bright sparks" destroy car trying to steal fuel
WELLINGTON (Reuters) - Three men trying to steal fuel from a New Zealand farm on Monday ended up setting fire to their own car.
Police said the trio had siphoned diesel into a petrol-driven vehicle. When their car would not start, they examined the fuel pipe using a cigarette lighter.
One click, a boom and the car burst into flames.
"It wasn't a major whodunnit," senior sergeant Ross Gilbert told Reuters, from the small North Island town of Waipukurau, about 230 km (143 miles) northeast of Wellington.
"Fortunately for them, there is no criminal charge for stupidity."
The men, aged 18 to 19, escaped injury but were charged with theft.
Sunday, August 28, 2005
This thingy
INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Copy this whole list into your journal.
2. Bold the things that are true about you.
3. Whatever you don't bold is false.
01. I miss somebody right now
02. I don't watch much TV these days
03. I love black olives
04. I love sleeping (if I could double bold this one I would! lol)
05. I own lots of books
06. I wear glasses or contact lenses
07. I love to play video games
08. I've smoked marijuana
09. I've viewed pornography
10. I have been asked to bein a threesome (no, I didn't take him up on it - haha)
11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship
12. I believe honesty is USUALLY the best policy
13. I have acne free skin (normally, unless it is THAT time of the month)
14. I like Ashley Simpson (I give the girl props - she has guts)
15. I curse frequently (motherf*cking right I do! lol)
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year (thank you, Prozac! lol)
17. I have a hobby
18. Love Moves mankind
19. I carry my knife everywhere with me
20. I'm really smart ( i would say semi-smart not REALLY smart)
21. I've never broken someone's bones
22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal
23. I hate the rain
24. I'm paranoid at times
25. I would get plastic surgery in a heart beat (breast reduction surgery, baby!)
26. I need money right now!
27. I love Sushi
28. I talk really, really fast (Always)
29. I have fresh breath in the morning
30. I have semi-long hair
31. I have lost money in Las Vegas (who hasn't ?!)
32. I have at least one brother and/or one sister
33. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
35. I have a twin
36. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past (fake nails)
37. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
38. I like the way I look sometimes
39. I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months
40. I know how to do cornrows
41. I am usually pessimistic
42. I have a lot of mood swings (at least one week a month I do - hehe)
43. I think prostitution should be legalized
44. I think Britney Spears is hot
45. I have cheated on a significant other in the past
46. I have a hidden talent
47. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have
48. I think that I'm popular
49. I am currently single (no ring yet )
50. I have kissed someone of the same sex. (I kissed my grandma on the cheek the other day - ha ha)
51. I enjoy talking on the phone only if its someone I want to talk to
52. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants
53. I love to shop
54. I would rather eat than shop
55. I would classify myself as ghetto.
56. I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders
57. I'm obsessed with my Blogger
58. I don't hate anyone
59. I'm a pretty good dancer
60. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington
61. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother
62. I have a cell phone
63. I believe in God
64. I watch MTV on a daily basis
65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months
66. I love drama
67. I have never been in a real relationship before
68. I've rejected someone before
69. I currently have a crush on someone
70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
71. I want to have children in the future
72. I have changed a diaper before (lots)
73. I've called the cops on a friend before
74. I bite my nails (sometimes)
75. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club
76. I'm not allergic to anything that I know of
77. I have a lot to learn
78. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger
79. I plan on seeing Ice Cube`s newest "Friday" movie
80. I am very shy around the opposite sex
81. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message
82. I have at least 5 away messages saved
83. IM an alcoholic
84. I have made a move on a friends significant other in the past
85. I own the "South Park" movie
86. I have avoided assignments at work to be on blogger
87. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbour or chum
88. I enjoy some country music
89. I would die for one of my best friends
90. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza
91. I watch soap operas whenever I can
92. IM obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist
93. I have used my sexuality to advance my career
94. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all
95. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story" (huh???)
96. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy
97. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it
98. I have dated a close friends ex
Thought For the Day
He said, "My beloved grandson, the battle inside every person is between two wolves. One is Evil. It is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, selfpity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, false pride, and ego.
The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, compassion and faith."
The grandson thought for a minute and then asked his grandfather, "Which wolf wins?"
The old Cherokee gently grasped the boy's shoulder and replied, "The one you feed."
Stupid News Story of The Day
(Want to work for this guy?)
Wanted: completely perfect legs...
BUDAPEST (Reuters) - The mayor of one Budapest district wants female City Hall staff to wear miniskirts only if they have "completely perfect legs" and the skirts are no shorter than 2-3 centimetres (about 1 inch) above the knee.
Gabor Mitynan, a conservative who runs the wealthy 12th district, also wants male employees to wear blazers in summer, and told the Website (www.index.hu) the dress code was needed because he had seen staff dressed like beggars or vacationers.
Mitynan also dislikes crop tops -- popular in Budapest -- saying "few women have well-trained bellies worth showing to people" and wants the city to legislate on stocking thickness, proposing 5-10 denier for summer, 15 for spring and autumn and 20 for winter.
Mitynan is a rarity in Budapest's 23 mostly liberal and socialist districts, so his proposals stand almost no chance of being passed by the city assembly. Liberal Budapest Mayor Gabor Demszky described the proposals as "crass," according to the state news agency MTI.
Weekend
went to Morro Bay over the weekend too - this is a postcard of course - lol - it was a little foggy on Saturday
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Ticket to Alcatraz Island - we had the audio tour - it is basically a self-guided tour, aided by a headset and headphones with an audio tape - it is really cool - cost: $16 for the adult audio tour - without audio it is $11
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World's "cookedest" street - Lombard Strret in San Francisco, California - we drove down this street over the weekend - the street makes 8 turns in one block and is paved with red brick
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