So long and thanks for all the noise

Not a whole lot has been going on around good ole Bako for a while. The fair is in town, which means there will be an overflow of teenagers eating cotton candy and puking on rides and carnies trying their best lines out on all of the young girls in hopes they might choose their ride to ride on (probably hoping the girls will be wearing skirts so they can catch the occasional glimpse of panties as they swing and sway on those cheap ass rides of theirs). Yeah. That is what the fair is about. Kids, cotton candy, puking and carnies. Some fun that is.

I have no intention of going to the fair. The fair has ceased being fun to me ever since I saw that little girl falling off of the Ferris Wheel. Nowadays, I view the fair as a dropping off place for parents to leave their kids for a few hours to let the carnies and cotton candy vendors to babysit them while they go out to dinner or a movie or whatever parents do when their kids aren't around ; ) The fair is full of rude people all trying to get to the pizza stand before the person in front of them does, so they won't be deprived of the last piece of pizza and, heaven forbid, have to wait for a fresh pizza to come out. It is a place where some dumbass in the parking lot has to point out to you where to park and where a small soda costs somewhere between $3 and $5. The fair has bathrooms that make a rest stop bathroom look spotlessly clean. It is a place that smells like a mix of corn dogs, pizza, cotton candy, body odor and cow crap. It is a place where, once you are in, you can't wait to get out.

At least, that is how I see it.

I just hate crowds. I hate crowds of teenagers even more. Not that I have anything against teenagers in general....I just hate having to try to have to push my way through crowd of them because, lord knows, they have to stop right in the middle of the walkway to tell their friends that so-and-so likes so-and-so and can you find out if so-and-so likes so-and-so....and so on, and so forth. Because you just know that EVERYONE will be talking about it in school the next day, and besides that whole war thing going on in the Middle East, THIS is THE most important thing in the world and we MUST discuss it NOW....right in the middle of the road.

Plus it is still hot here in Bako. They don't call it Bakersfield for nothing. And you know that hot = sweat and there is nothing, I mean NOTHING, that I hate worse in the world than having to shove my way through a crowd of hot, sweaty teenagers.

Well, nothing aside from having to sit through a marathon of Steven Seagal movies while I am being interrogated by police officers in a room infested with fire ants and Paris Hilton clones while a ferret bites my toes and a moose chews on my hair. Not that I have ever experienced that, but I would assume that it would be somewhat worse than being in the middle of a crowd of hot sweaty teenagers. I will let you be the judge of that.

Anyway, on a good note, my noisy, rude, idiotic neighbors have moved away! YES!! Finally I will get some sleep!!! I can tell you that I was soooooooooooo happy when I saw that they are no longer living next door to me. It was a happy, happy day indeed.

I have to go to the opthomologist tomorrow, which sucks ass, but at least I know that when I come home from there and when I am blind from having my eyes dilated, I know that I can come home and lie in bed with the lights out and the shades drawn and be able to take a nap, because my noisy neighbors are gone!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!! Woo hoo!!!

Peace and quite rocks!!