Dozens of spectators were killed and several other injured when Hans Huge, a favorite in the long jump, fell while landing. Hans Huge, the only giant in the competition, landed his jump and then lost his footing, careening some 200 feet into the spectator section. Hans expressed his sorrow at the unfortunate event, saying, "I am truly sorry for any damage I caused by my accident. But it is not my fault that I am so...huge. I am only human. I can fall down just like anyone can." In better news, Hans Huge did set a new world record on this jump, which is not much of a condolence to the families of those killed.
Wednesday, August 17, 2005
Fake News Story of The Week
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