Khakis: What you need to start the car in Boston.
Crick: The sound that a Japanese camera makes
Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
If electricity comes from electrons - does that mean that morality comesfrom morons?
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Banning the bra was a big flop.
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
Alarms: What an octopus is.
Dockyard: A physician's garden.
Incongruous: Where bills are passed.
Pasteurize: Too far to see.
Pomp & Circus Pants... The Elephant Of Surprize
... & Ba-Dee-Be-Dee-Ba-Dee That's all folks!
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