Funny Stuff From Dave Barry

"I can tell from the perceptive way you're reading these words that you truly are above average in driving skills. So am I, of course. I took drivers education at Pleasantville (New York) High School; we did our road training in a 1962 Plymouth Inertia, creeping around greater Pleasantville at minus two miles per hour, signaling our turns, and always maintaining a Safe Following Distance. This class taught me many important driving lessons, the main one being that if you ever find yourself stuck behind a drivers-ed car, you MUST get past it, no matter how many innocent lives you endanger."