A Christmas Song

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas (my version)

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas,
Ev'rywhere you go,
Take a look at the shopping mall, shoppers wall to wall,
With long, long lines and people rude as hell.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas,
Toys in all the stores,
And the people scream and fight, over the very last Lite Brite,
Is this what Christmas is for??

A game of Monopoly and a doll that cries and pees,
Is the wish of Cindy and Sue.
A Play Station 2 and a pair of new shoes,
Is the hope of Bill and Ted.
But mom and dad are hopping mad cuz their kids have all been bad.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas,
Ev'rywhere you go.
There's homeless guy on the street, and ev'ryone he meets,
Walks on by without blinking an eye.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas,
Soon the sales will start,
So you better be prepared to pull out all your hair,
After a day at Wal-Mart.

12/14/04