Lava in LA?

I was watching tv the other night, and this stupid movie called "Volcano" was on. Even Tommy Lee Jones and Don Cheadle could not save this stupider-than-stupid movie. It pretty much was all special effects and no plot (unless you can call driving around LA and trying to put out fires and stopping lava a plot). It did have some memorable moments. Like the scene where the guy saves another person's life on the downed subway by picking him up and carrying him and jumping into the lava, sacrificing himself, and throwing the other guy to safety. That was cool. But that was the only good scene in the entire film. It did, however, have one of the funniest quotes in movies ...

(Museum personnel are moving paintings from a threatened museum)
1st Guard: "Man, this Hieronymus Bosch is heavy! "
2nd. Guard: "That's because he deals with man's inclination towards sin, in defiance of God's will."
1st. Guard: "I didn't mean it like that."
2nd. Guard: "Oh."



To me, that was just hilarious! (but then, I was an art major and know who Bosch was - lol)

Of course, it also had the lamest quote in movie history too...

Dr Amy Barnes: "We are dealing with very determined stuff here."
(referring to the lava)

I would give this movie a 4 out of 10 stars, only because of the Bosch quote, and the fact that Tommy Lee Jones and Don Cheadle are in it (2 stars for the quote and 1 star each for Jones and Cheadle). Only watch this movie if there is absolutely nothing else on tv. And if it comes on tv late at night, do yourself a favor, and go to bed. Trust me, you will have a much better time.