Funny Stuff From George Carlin

"One of the more embarassing strains of American thought is the liberal-humanist, touchy-feely, warm and fuzzy, New Age, environmental-friendly pseudo-wisdom that appears on bumper stickers: 'Think Globally, Act Locally,' and most embarassing, 'Practice Random Kindness and Senseless Acts of Beauty.' You know, if kindness and beauty require public reminders, maybe it's time we just throw in the jock."