Funny Stuff From George Carlin

"Have you ever noticed that when you're drivin', anyone goin' slower than you is an idiot? And anyone goin' faster than you is a maniac? 'Will you just look at this idiot!' [points right] 'Look at him! Just creepin' along! [swings head left] 'Look at that maniac go!' Why, I tell ya, folks, it's a wonder we ever get anywhere at all these days, what with all the idiots and maniacs out there. Because no one ever drives at my speed."