Funny Stuff From Dave Barry

"No matter how ludicrous the art is, a Serious Art Person will view it with the somber expression of a radiologist examining x-rays of a tumor. Whereas an amateur will eventually give himself away by laughing; or saying, 'Huh?' or (and this is the most embarrassing) asking an art gallery person: 'Is this wastebasket a piece of art? Or can I put my gum wrapper in it?"