Funny Stuff From Dave Barry

"For the special dog on your holiday list, we recommend a highly scientific nutritional water specifically formulated for dogs. It comes not only in bacon flavor, but also in chicken and beef. These flavors entice the dog to drink the water, which contains, according to the manufacturer, a 'proprietary blend of vitamins, antioxidants, and electrolytes.' Of course if they REALLY wanted the dog to drink this water, they would give it the flavoring that dogs love most of all: toilet."