More reasons why I hate stupid people

because they make it necessary for labels like these....


"Remove before driving." - found on a car-windshield sunblocker

"Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals." - found in the directions for a Swedish chainsaw

"Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while engine is running." - found in the directions for a gas-powered lawn mower

"Intended for use on hair only, not eyes." - instructions for shampoo

"Warning: Do not reuse bottles to store beverages." - found on a bottle of drain cleaner

"Remove plastic before eating" - found on a wrapper of a fruit roll-up snack

"Caution: You must remove clothes before washing." - found in the manual for a washing machine

"Do not use orally." - found on a toilet bowl cleaning brush

"Not intended for hair drying purposes." - found in microwave oven instructions

"Do not use for drying pets" - also found in the instructions for a microwave oven (what are these people doing with their microwaves?!?!?!)

"Warning: not intended for spice usage" - found on bottle of pepper spray

"Do not attempt to swallow" - found on a king-size mattress

"For external use only." - found in the instructions for a curling iron


..... not only are the labels FOR stupid people, but some are made BY stupid people .....


"If you can't read english, get someone to help you with the following instructions." - found on a pharmaceutical product

"No activation required. Call toll free number to activate." - found on a cell phone

"Caution: Keep hot glue gun out of reach of small children and elderly persons." - found in the instruction manual for a hot glue gun

"Do not turn upside down." - found on the BOTTOM of a supermarket dessert box

"Keep frozen." - found on a bag of ice

"Caution: May cause drowsiness. Do not drive or operate heavy machinery." - found on a bottle of CHILDREN'S cough syrup

"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. See inside for details." - found on a bag of corn chips




.... and then, some are made FOR and BY stupid people....


"Warning: not for infants" - found on a bottle of vodka

"This gun is a real gun." - found on a BB gun

"Caution: remove infant before folding for storage." - found on a portable stroller

"Warning: contents may be hot." - found on a coffee cup from a fast food restaurant

"Instructions: Open package. Eat nuts." - found on a package of airline peanuts