Funny Stuff From George Carlin

"We have so many ways of saying hello. Howdy, hi there, how are ya, how ya doin', how's it goin', how do ya do, what's new, what's going on, whaddya think, whaddya hear, whaddya say, whaddya feel, what's happenin', what's shakin', que pasa, what's goin' down, and what it is. You know my favorite? ' How's your hammer hanging?' That's a good one, isn't it? Doesn't work too well with the women, though. Unless you're talking to a lady carpenter. Then it's perfectly acceptable."