"Issue: special instructions. Ask for French toast, medium rare. Get a pizza with no toppings, hold the crust. Tell 'em you want eggs: 'Fry the whites and poach the yolks.' Order a basket of poppy seed rolls and tell them to scrape off the seeds and put them in a seperate bowl and heat them to 200 degrees. Keep the waiter busy."
Sunday, July 17, 2005
Funny Stuff From George Carlin
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