Funny Stuff From George Carlin

"What is all this nonsense about angels? Do you realize three out of four Americans now believe in angels? What are they, stupid? You know what I think it is? I think it's a massive, collective, chemical flashback from all the drugs- all the drugs!- smoked, swallowed, snorted, and shot up by all Americans from 1960 to 2000. Forty years of adulterated street drugs will get you some angels, my friend!"