Funny Stuff From Dave Barry

"Back when I was a kid we watched a lot of static on our TV's, although sometimes, if Dad was having an unusually good "aiming-the-antenna day" up on the roof, we saw some actual programming, which mainly consisted of silent black and white cartoons of mice running around. That was the entire plot. There were these mice, and they ran around. I'm not saying it was as stupid as Fear Factor, but it was pretty stupid. Sometimes we'd yell up to Dad to turn the antenna back to the static."