Funny Stuff From Dave Barry

"I am familiar with the University of Arizona microbiology professor Dr Chuck Gerba, who is an expert on household germs, because some years ago I interviewed him on bathroom cleanliness, and he told me that the only sure way to kill all bacteria on a toilet is - I am not making this up - to put laboratory alcohol on the bowl and set it on fire. LEGAL ADVISORY - Dr. Gerba is a trained bathroom scientist. As a layperson, you must NEVER EVER set your toilet on fire, EVER. Also be advised that it looks much cooler with the lights out."