Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Funny Stuff From Dave Barry

Ask Mr. Language Person

Q. "I am a real-estate developer building a residential subdivision on a former landfill, and I can't decide which name would be more prestigious: 'The Oaks at Hampton Chase Manor' or 'The Estates of the Falls of the Landings of Hunters Run.'

A. How recently was the property used as a landfill?

Q. In some of the yards, you can still see refrigerators sticking out of the dirt.

A. We would recommend 'The Knolls at Cheshire Pointe Landings on the Greene."

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