Thursday, September 14, 2006

Funny Stuff From Dave Barry

Ask Mr. Language Person

Q. What is the best true headline ever to appear in an actual newspaper?

A. In our opinion, that would be a headline from the Petersburg (Virginia) Progressive-Index, over a story about a mishap during the 2001 Bike Week gathering of motorcyclists in Florida. The headline, which was sent to us by alert reader Mary Ellen Lloyd, says: 'Skydiver Lands on Beer Vendor at Women's Cole-Slaw Wrestling Event.'

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