Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Funny Stuff From Dave Barry

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INFLATE-A-POTTY


"If you are one of the estimated 83 percent of Americans who from time to time go to the bathroom, chances are that on more than one occasion you have remarked to yourself: I need a place to go to the bathroom RIGHT NOW. Unfortunately, in this modern world we often find ourselves in situations where we cannot immediately relieve ourselves, such as standing in a long stadium restroom line, riding in an elevator, delivering a State of the Union address, etc. It is for just these situations that the Inflate-a-Potty was invented. This is an actual inflatable toilet that you inflate by blowing it up. Yuck! No, seriously, this is a fabulous concept. Next time you absolutely have 'got to go,' you just whip this baby out, inflate it, do your 'business,' deflate the toilet, and get back to the matter at hand, starting with a brief apology to the various houses of Congress."

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