Funny Stuff From Dave Barry

"The Wise Men showed up at the manger, handed their baby gifts to Mary, and headed for the eggnog. Mary looked at the gifts - which were not wrapped, nor were they accompanied by cards - rolled her eyes, tossed the gum resins to the goats (which ate them), and said: 'Next Christmas, we are going to have some gift-giving RULES.' But the Wise Men didn't hear her, because by then they were over by the crib trying to teach the Baby Jesus to pull their finger."