Funny Stuff From Dave Barry

"Today, TV technology is extremely sophisticated, to the point where most of your higher-end TV sets can be operated only by children. When you walk into a TV store, the salesperson bombards you with scary technical terms such as 'HDTV,' 'plasma,' 'diagonal,' and 'service agreement.' And the prices! You may have to choose between buying a new TV and sending your children to college! So you definitely want it to be the right TV."