Thursday, April 06, 2006

Funny Stuff From Dave Barry

"I recently had a problem with my computer, so I called Technical Support, which in the case of this company is located, I believe, on Mars, and although the person on the other end sincerely tried to help, the only word I consistently understood him saying was 'David.' I felt like the dog in the 'Far Side' cartoon that is getting a stern lecture from his master, but the only thing the dog understands is his own name:

TECH SUPPORT GUY: 'David, wokm todelc strsprot, David. Cnygv meth serilnbr?'

ME: ' The serial number? You want the serial number?'

TECH SUPPORT GUY: 'Thtsrdy ndimsng, David. Logndr btmmrstit, David?'

ME: 'What?'

TECH SUPPORT GUY: ' Sit, David! Lie down!"

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