Funny Stuff From Dave Barry

"My daughter Sophie picks out all her clothes. This is a LOT of clothes, because she changes outfits many times a day, because God forbid you should go to the supermarket dressed in an Ariel the Mermaid outfit that you've been wearing for nearly forty-five minutes! No, to go to the supermarket, you need to change into your bridal gown. (Yes, Sophie has a bridal gown. Shut up.)"