Funny Stuff From Dave Barry

"There comes a time when a man must go into the wilderness and face one of mankind's oldest, and most feared, enemies: trout. For me, that time came recently in Idaho, where I go every summer. Many people thing Idaho is nothing but potato farms, but nothing could be further from the truth.: There are also beet farms. No, seriously, Idaho is a beautiful state that offers - to quote Emerson - 'nature out the bazooty.' This includes many rivers and streams that allegedly team with trout. I say 'allegedly' because until recently I never saw an actual trout, teeming or otherwise. People were always pointing at the water and saying, 'Look! Trout!' But I saw nothing. I wondered if these people were like that creepy little boy in the movie The Sixth Sense who had the supernatural ability to see trout."