Funny Stuff From Dave Barry

"Public restrooms should be clearly marked with signs that say MEN or WOMEN. If there have to be symbols instead of words, the man symbol should clearly be a man, and the woman symbol should clearly be a woman wearing a giant, unattractive 'A-line' style skirt. Theme restaurants should NOT use cutesy names like 'Sheilas,' 'Caballeros,' 'Colleens,' 'Galoots,' etc; nor should they use ambiguous drawings that can be misunderstood in dim lighting by a person who has a couple of vodka gimlets and thus finds himself barging into the ladies' room, not that I have done this more than twice."