Funny Stuff From Dave Barry

"An alert reader brought to my attention the World Toilet Organization, a group dedicated to improving the world's public toilets, with a website at worldtoilet.org. ('Org' is a sound made by many of the world's public toilets.) The site features some 'hot topics' presented at their World Toilet Summit including 'Toilets as Tourism Attraction,' 'Toilets as Marketing Tools,' and 'Generating Revenue Through Advertisements in Good Toilets.' I think the World Toilet Summit is a great idea, because most of the world's public toilets, in a word, stink. I'm not saying the United States is perfect in this department. We've made some serious mistakes, the worst being the introduction of 'low-flow' toilets, which clog when asked to handle anything larger than, say, a molecule."