Funny Stuff From George Carlin

"Everywhere you look there are families with too many vehicles. You see them on the highways in their RV's. But apparently the RV's aren't enough, because behind them they're towing motorboats, go-carts, dune buggies, dirt bikes, jet skis, snowmobiles, parasails, hang gliders, hot-air balloons, and small, two-man deep-sea diving bells. The only thing these people lack is lunar excursion modules. Doesn't anybody take a walk anymore?"