Funny Stuff From George Carlin

G.C's Guide to Dining Out

"The pepper mill can be a source of great fun. Keep the waiter going on the pepper mill for a long time. Disturbingly long. Like, for about fifteen minutes. Until everyone in the restaurant is really uncomfortable. Then, when your food and silverware are completely covered with a thin layer of ground pepper, say, 'Okay, stop! That's perfect!' Then, a few minutes later, call the waiter over and tell him, 'This food has way too much pepper on it!"