Funny Stuff From George Carlin

"Have you ever noticed that quite often when you leave someone they ask you to relay an affectionate message to someone else? They'll say, 'Give my love to Klaus. Tell Klaus Rebecca sends her love.' Do you mind that? Do you mind being used that way? The awesome responsibility of carrying Rebecca's love to Klaus? Suppose you don't see Klaus? What do you do with Rebecca's love? Carry it around? Give it to someone else?"