Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he is gainfully employed,
When I spend his money, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Messages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And will always be my very best friend.
Amen
Male Prayer
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit!
Amen
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