Thursday, July 27, 2006

10 Good Things About Living in Bakersfield

1. The fog in the winter gives you a chance to use your imagination. You have to imagine that you can see the road. You have to imagine that you can see the cars in front of you. And you can imagine that you are living somewhere else.

2. In the summer, you can leave your dinner in the car in the morning and it will cook itself while you work. So, by the time you get off work, your dinner is done.

3. The brown, smoggy sky is a nice change from that boring blue.

4. Who needs the smell of flowers when you have that fresh, dairy, cow-poopey smell?

5. Concrete is so much prettier than trees.

6. The hot summers make you appreciate the cool days of fall and spring even more.

7. You don't need to use your dryer in the summer. Just hang your wet clothes outside for a few minutes and wah-la: dry clothes!

8. You can use the "unhealthy" air conditions as an excuse for not going outdoors to exercise.

9. Surviving a heat wave is no problem. We are used to it.

10. The home prices are cheap compared to the rest of California, because we practically have to pay people to live here.

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