Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Funny Stuff From Dave Barry

The Constitution Conundrum

Chapter Seven

"...and so you see," concluded the president, "you two uncovered a shocking and fascinating secret that, if it should ever get out, could change the course of history."

"Mr. President," said Desiree, "thank you for that riveting and satisfying explanation, which will be fleshed out into much greater detail once there is a publishing contract."

"Also," noted Hugh, "we may use some beverage other than Snapple, depending on what kind of product-placement deals can be worked out."

"Good," said the president. "Now can I have the Constitution back?"

They all enjoyed a hearty laugh, for they knew that the movie rights were also available.

(end of book)

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