Funny Stuff From Dave Barry

"Alert reader Doe Clark sent in a newspaper article with this headline: 'Officials Crack Down on 'Bathtub' Cheese.' The article states: 'San Diego County health officials warned against buying or eating cheeses made in bathtubs that were being sold door to door.' It is not totally clear, from this wording, whether it is the cheese that is being sold door to door, or the bathtubs. To be on the safe side, we urge residents of San Diego Country to avoid both bathing AND eating suspicious cheese."