Funny Stuff From Dave Barry

"At a recent art show I saw a work of art consisting of a video repeated over and over, showing a man - not in peak physical condition, I might add - rollerblading around a vast empty space, stark naked. I'm proud to say I betrayed no emotion while viewing this work, although my daughter, who was three at the time, said, quite loudly: "You can see his tushy! Yuck!" She was young, and had no art training."