Funny Stuff From Dave Barry

"Things would be different if dads planned birthday parties. First off, the party would be about a month after the child's actual birthday, which is when dad would remember it. Dad's party theme would be "delivery pizza," which would also serve as the cake, the craft project, and the party favor. The entertainment would be pulling dad's finger: The kids would have just as much fun at this party as the one Mom would plan."