Funny Stuff From Dave Barry

"On the fourth day of our cruise we spent the entire day at sea, eating. The ocean was rough; some waves affected even the massive bulk of the Restaurant of the Seas. At breakfast, there was a moment when I was watching maybe two dozen cruisers going through the buffet line, each holding a huge plate heaped with food, and the deck shifted, and the cruisers, in perfect unison, all lurched to the right, then back to the left. Nobody dropped so much as a waffle. I was damned proud to be serving with this outfit."