Funny Stuff From Dave Barry

"On day five of our cruise we arrived, at last, in Fort Lauderdale. We were tired, but we were also, because of this experience, something more: fat. We vowed to go on the South Beach Diet, or even just the Beach Diet, where all you eat is sand. But someday, we will return to the sea. Because we know it's a big world, and there are many more adventures awaiting us, out there on the vastness of the ocean. For example, we have yet to try to shrimp scampi."