Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Funny Stuff From Dave Barry

"Here's an explanation of the federal budget deficit in a Q and A format, which enables us to simplify complex issues, while at the same time wasting space:

Q. What is the federal budget deficit?

A. It is a gigantic number of dollars - like 300 jillion skillion drillion - that the federal government is spending, despite not actually having it.

Q. Is that legal?

A. It is if you have nuclear weapons."

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