Funny Stuff From Dave Barry

"The true essence of modern skiing is trying to contact other skiers via cell phone. I saw a LOT of this during my trip. Every thirty seconds or so, there'd be beeping, and all around me, people would frantically start unzipping layers of designer ski attire to see if it was their phone ringing. If it was, they'd have a conversation like this: 'Hello? Hello? Where are you? Have you seen Bob? He was with me, but then the gravity got him. Although one of his legs is still here."