Funny Stuff From Dave Barry

"You should not go to your fortieth high school reunion. You go expecting to see people whom you vaguely remember as being attractive, and even though you know they've aged some - heck, even YOU have aged some - you figure, hey, it's not as if you're OLD yet! You're middle-aged! Like Harrison Ford! So you go to the reunion, and suddenly you find yourself in a room full of unrecognizable fossils, lurching around on the dance floor to the sounds of Herman's Hermits, and you realize to your horror that YOU ARE ONE OF THEM."