Funny Stuff From Dave Barry

"As I said, poker is sweeping the nation, and so recently I decided to experience it firsthand by going to the poker room at the Miccousukee Resort and Gaming Casino, located west of Miami right next to the Everglades, which makes it one of the few casinos in the world where not only can you gamble - excuse me, I mean 'game' - but also you can experience the excitement of knowing that you could be attacked by an alligator in the parking lot."