Dream Vacation Itinerary
"Your destination is Alexandria, Indiana. You probably recognize the name: This is the town that made international news ten years ago when three workers pulled a hairball the size of a goat out of a sewer. The hairball became an instant nationwide celebrity, kind of like Joe Millionaire, only with more intellectual depth. The original hairball dissolved, but the people of Alexandria made a replica, which bears striking resemblance to Donald Trump, and which (I am not making this up) has been prominently featured in the annual Christmas parade."
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