Funny Stuff From Dave Barry

"It's wedding season again. You can tell because the average bridal magazine currently weighs more than the average bride. Bridal magazines are massive because they carry enormous amounts of advertising designed to convince the bride-to-be that her wedding will be a hideous disaster if it costs less than a nuclear aircraft carrier. 'If your parents have any money left over for retirements, you have FAILED' - that is the message to brides from the U.S wedding industry."